*A garishly painted carnival booth has inexplicably appeared in UHall. There is a goofy picture of St. George, decked out in the Knights Armor, surrounded by buxom princesses and giving a big thumbs up* *Caspian comes out of a booth, with a straw hat, cane, and striped shirt, and starts to carnie-bark at UHall* Hurry, hurry, hurry! Roll on up, folks! Get you your official Knights Armor piece. Yes sir, you'll slay in style with this stylish piece of kitschy armor that lets everyone see that you obsessively collected pixelcrack, and that you-- *to Connor Graham* -- sir, please do not *touch* th' moichendice-- --were there for all the major events that happened in UO for the past two years. Yes sir, you can, by wearing this very garment say, HEY, with the elephant of ingame events from 2007-2008, I was following the beast with a shovel! So for one piece of this highly original piece of armor, you can get it for the low, low price of... 8 Ophidian Beserker Bardiches 20 Gold Soveriens 27 Beserker's Scythes 40 Cursed Items 57 Ophidian Mystical Bardiches 80 Ophidian Vanquishing Weapons 100 Ophidan Power Weapons 133 Staffs of Pyros or Vorpal Weapons 200 Mystic Weponas 250 Pieces of Rubble 308 Vanquishing Weapons 400 Power Weapons 500 Silver Crowns 800 Snake Skins One Thousand Ophidian Orders Four Thousand Shillings TEN THOUSAND Plane Shields and/or Swords or... TWENTY THOUSAND Ophidians Rations. Yes ladies and gents, we happen to have to set up a lunch buffet for Kathy Bates back here. So step right up and get screwed--erm, SERVED your pixelcrack for these usury--erm I mean *usually* nifty prizes! STEP RIGHT UP!