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I will never quit UO

Discussion in 'UHall' started by UOANDMEFOREVER, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. I will never quit playing the Ultima Online.

    Even after they shut it down, I will continue to play Ultima Online in my mind. I will organize my house once a week, remembering where every chest is, where every item is, every stat.

    When I go out hunting, I will calculate the item durability and every swing of my sword or attack on my armor will incur damage based on a mathematical equation inside my own mind.

    I will call GM's when my mind harasses or griefs me, and I will patiently wait for hours while my mind sends me scripted responses.

    I will patch UO twice a year in my mind. The left side of my brain will introduce a dupe and "surprise" exploit for the right side of my brain to be tempted to exploit or complain about destroying the economy.

    Long live UO, even if inside my own brain!
     
  2. canary

    canary Guest

    LOL

    I just finished eating with a supremely accurate vanquishing spoon. It was tasty.
     
  3. Dol'Gorath

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    Posting in epic thread.
     
  4. 4gregu

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    If anyone finds a real life dupe, please message me.... on second thought, don't. I don't want the police to set my house on fire if I get caught.
     
  5. Joyous2K

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    I want dupe info too. Deep cover operation where I learn the nefarious trade and dupe a bunch of stuff and am enticed by its quick easy fix, but then I remember I am in deep cover and submit all the dupe tricks and win UO!!!
     
  6. It Lives

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    Squeeeeeeeee!:coco:
     
  7. Black Sun

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    Apparently I'm not the only one who's slightly drunk, and posting while playing uo tonight.
     
  8. Ezekiel Zane

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    More than likely I'll be playing until EA pulls the plug. When or if that ever happens I may play a free shard.
     
  9. You don't need to play a free shard my friend!

    Simply use your fantastical imagination to create the universe of Ultima Online in your own mind! Just make sure to follow the rule set that Ultima Online has in place at the time of it's shutdown. No placing castles in the middle of Doom!
     
  10. Farscape

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    Wish I had an earthy car!
    please post the formular of that elixer you have been drinking as well
     
  11. UltimaSword

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    .............. :loser: meh ..................:danceb:
     
  12. Raider Red

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    Don't you mean and ETHY car?:coco:

    and forget the elixir he is drinking I want the magical mushrooms you had!!:D
     
  13. Farscape

    Farscape Guest

    No mushrooms for you! :p toadstools me thinks
     
  14. christy1221

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    LOL :lol::lol:
     
  15. Ni-

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    The Foogi or the Executioner's Caps? ooo, or the Rubble?

    ahhh, the Elven Heartwood mushrooms!
     
  16. Sarphus

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    LOL

    yeah, at this point I've been playing UO for 1/3 of my life. I can't see how I couldn't have a similar impact when the servers finally go down for good.
     
  17. Eh, I'll probably just create my own "free shard" and play UO solo, or at the most with my hunting buds only, unless another game happens to be out at that time that is close to what UO is.
     
  18. Violence

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    I can see it now.
    FOF :

    1. Will I get sued by EA if I run a brain-shard?

    Followed by an answer covered in a 2-page post, supported by several theories from some forbidden books of occult Psychology and Biology..

    :danceb:
     
  19. Theo_GL

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    Real life dupe?

    Try DVD-Copy :p
     
  20. Piotr

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    How to dupe in rl!
     
  21. Nine Dark Moons

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    LMAO... can you imagine if that's what really happened? drive through a random neighborhood and see a permanent pile of burning rubble where a house used to be... heh
     
  22. TheScoundrelRico

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    You've never driven through Detroit?...la
     
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    This is the best part.

    :ten:

    -Skylark