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Ido bees sad :(

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by IdotheGoblin, Jul 6, 2013.

  1. IdotheGoblin

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    Mees comes backs to de cities to bisits and mees is so sad to sees goblin kin beeshavin' so's means. Pee'in ons stuffs ins de towns jest to causes trubles? Tinkin deys rules ober odders, nots admitison when dez dones somtin dey weres not supposin toos? *ears flops down*..mees sowwy ..Mees knows nows why mees had to lebes......

    Ido
     
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  2. DreadLord Lestat

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    Dems no wants Gobbies in Skara and threten to kill gobbies on site befor we eber pees der. We no pees in uder places but dem bees meen to us an want to kill us. Mees sowwy mees neber met yoos an yoos tink bad of usins. :(

    Scabby
     
  3. chargar42

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    In Skara Brae's history, Shamino is the hero. He was sent out into the wilderness by Lord British himself to kill the goblins in the woods. This was stated in Ultima 6. Me, as Governor of Skara Brae, will stick to the long and proudful history of Shamino and Lord British.
     
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    Sees wut I talkin bout? Dat why wees pees der! *pees 1n CharGar's ale wen no one bees lookin*
     
  5. DreadLord Lestat

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    Dat Sheriff bees extra meen and mees gunna pees on her next time mees see her!
     
  6. whiterabbit

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    Ido !!! sees weed needs you to comes back keep usins in line.
    ozog only tinkiles. no means cause trouble,just to show da gubnor wees was der.Herz wants to killz usins.
    ozog
     
  7. Ashlynn_L

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    I think we should quarantine Pitmuck for the benefit of the rest of the Kingdom. If we keep them all there, they can't cause trouble elsewhere. We could have dragons patrolling the skies and ships patrolling the oceans. And an anti-magic field could be dropped on the island to prevent recall and gate.
     
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    *pees on Ashlynn.....again*

    Scabby
     
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  9. IdotheGoblin

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    Dey didn'ts uses to bees likes dat Mz Ashlynns..Mees tinks dey gots de big heads nows. Goblins wif big heads nots good. Goblin is goblin. We's pee's on stuffs but..onlies pees on trees..nows it seems they tink dey cans pees on anystings and eberbodies, jest causes dey can. Dey not de Goblins mees uses to knows *ears flop lower* Mee's takes mees bag and goes backs to wheres mees comes froms..nos wants to bees arounds goblins likes dat..
     
  10. A Zombie

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    *moans* You think goblin discrimination is bad try being a brain eating zombie. Seriously most brains I eat are barely half developed at best. I'm doing a service, really.

    *moans again* Goblins need have no fear of me, their brains taste of compost, and no-one least of all me, wants a zombie with digestive issues
     
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  11. whiterabbit

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    meees swoory yoos feels like dat ido but they doed say KOS on goblin in skara brea !!
     
  12. Calkano

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    wees talk to da king, him say him gonna sort it out.
     
  13. chargar42

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    He said no such thing.
     
  14. DreadLord Lestat

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    Da king did too, mees wuz der an talk wit him. Hims gonna look into hummies threten gobbies an put dem on trial!! Him say while gobbies no can do anyting dey want witout conkwensis, hummies can no kill gobbies or threten gobbies witot conkwensis.
     
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    Mees been tinkin.. now mees head hurts. But mees tinkin wees werk sumthin out. Mees always liked skara, it nice place. Ifn yoos promise no more goblin huntin and no more bootins edder, wees promise ta not pee on town stones an walls? Wees nice goblins, wees can be nice when humies bees nice too!

    Mees been tinkin sum more... now mees head really hurts. But mees tinkin Ido mebe right. Mees tink Ido needs ta come back an bees a naughty goblin thumper, cuz wees happy goblins an sumtimes wees get carried away when wees get happy.

    But mees also gonna say dis. Wees nice happy goblins, and wees can bees goos sumtimes too. But ifn yoos gib us da boot or goes a huntin at us, der gonna be pee. Dat jus how wees do da rollin.
     
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    IDO MEEES TINKS YOOS LIBE TO LONG WITH A HUMMIES AND POINTY EARED ONES. COMES BACK TO YOOS ROOTS.
     
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    sous chef of skara, a recent winner on chopped posted the following today:

    Pan Roasted Goblin

    1 fresh goblin, skinned, gutted and deboned.
    4 cloves of garlic
    1 large onion
    4 carrots
    4 potatos
    1 leek
    1tsb of salt
    1/2 tsb of pepper
    2 bayeaf
    4 oz parsley
    1/2 cup of yew tree oil
    1 cup of horde minion stock.
    1 cup skara brae ale

    Flatten and tenderize Goblin using a shadow runic hammer

    In a roasting pan add 3 tablespoons of yew tree oil and brown goblin on all sides till you see a nice light brown color and set aside.

    using an ornate axe cut goblin into quarters. deglaze the bottom of the pan with the skara ale, stirring frequently. chop up and add 1/2 the ingredients. bring the stock mixture to a boil and reduce to simmer. Add chopped Goblin and simmer for 3 hours stirring occasionally. Add remaining ingredients and cook for 20 minutes until veggies are tender.

    Spoon into bowls and serve. yields 4 servings per goblin.

    theres another recipe for female goblin eggs as well. will post later.
     
  18. old gypsy

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    Mees noes likez alls da bad stuffs peeples sayin 'bout goblins. Mess tink alls da goblins wuz doin wuz helpin da flours gro in Skara. Goblins jes useded da bestest fertalizer in da werld ta helps da people ub Skara hab nicey gardenz. Goblins dids dem a big faver en nows da peeple ub Skara bees meen ta da goblins fer noe goos reeson. :(

    ~ Icky Rotblossom ~
     
  19. whiterabbit

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    yerg meees nos gos der noes mores
    ozog