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If the world were a piece of paper...and I had the only eraser

Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by DPudding, Apr 8, 2009.

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  1. DPudding

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    This is what I'd do.

    1) Erase the potty mouth idiots at Luna bank.

    2) Erase everything Obama did in France and Turkey and make him go to Normandy.

    3) Erase any and all mentions of American Idol from existence.

    I'm leaving the eraser on the counter....feel free.
     
  2. Norrar

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    *steals the eraser and dupes it*

    Selling magic eraser 10 mil a piece!!

    *sells all erasers except for the original, then uses that one to erase the dupes*



    Id erase every duped item, and every duper in the game. As well as every method to dupe.

    Then id erase trammel.And Malas. Then Tokuno.


    Oh and Casca
     
  3. Mustarik

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    Hmm, I'll rename every NPC in Luna "Sanjaya," "Fantasia," "Kelly," et al.

    Not sure what Obama did in France and Turkey, so I'll apologize in advance.
     
  4. AnneNomilly

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    First, I'd erase every customer who calls our support lines for help just to argue with me when I give them the solution which just makes me waste time proving that I was right to begin with.

    Then I'd erase my ex husband, just cause he deserves it.

    Pollen, I'd definitely erase pollen. Surely after millions of years plants can find some other way to propigate other than pollen!

    Finally (for now) I'd erase all IMPS! Lord I hate Imps.
     
  5. Mirage

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    I would just erase Obama completely! I hope someone erases him before it is too late.

    Mir
     
  6. Scarst

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    I'd end up erasing what everyone else makes happen with pencil since the world is paper nice job on that setup by the way. =P

    I'd erase American Idol, and all the other shows like it. I'd then start on all those dumb ass music video channels especially the ones that don't actually show music videos. THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL IT MTV they have no music what so ever!

    Oh I'd also erase all the dirt on my floor Magic Garbage Disposal FTW!
     
  7. Lady_Calina

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    I agree with Scarst. MTV isn't even MTV anymore :sad4:
     
  8. Aedon Durreah

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    I would erase those who pray on children and the elderly.
    I would erase poverty
    I would erase cancer and other diseases that ravage the body and mind.

    *sets eraser down*
     
  9. hawkeye_pike

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    Not sure what that has to do with UO, but you'd do better if you'd erase Bush, who ridiculed the US Americans all over the world, completely destroyed USA's reputation, totally ruined America's economy, spurned human rights, and even constrained the very freedom of every American citizen with his ignorance and his lust for power. You should be proud to finally have a president again with a brain, a backbone and a common sense. He may be able to rebuild step by step what previous governments of US have destroyed.
     
  10. Zuckuss

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    I would erase all presidents back to Reagan.
    Nice to have ya back!
     
  11. Zuckuss

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    Socialism for the LOSS!
     
  12. Black Sun

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    I'd erase my debt.
     
  13. Lady_Calina

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    I'd erase all incurable ailments, poverty, racism, sexism, homophobia and world hunger.

    On a less serious note: I'd erase all things that unfairly unbalance gameplay or our economy.

    This doesn't really mean skill-scripters or afk macroers. I've never really cared about those people doing it since they aren't hurting anyone.
     
  14. DPudding

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    I had this conversation a few months ago. Someone said to me...and this was during the Bush Administration..."You know....we're just not a good neighbor." They were referring to America's perception in the world. I responded, "Well...it's not a good neighborhood."
     
  15. Flutter

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    It's already too late.
     
  16. Scarst

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    Oh give me a break! Everyone who says Obama is bad was either ignorant for the past eight years or a republican lemming. For the past eight year mostly the last 4 for me since I'm only 20 Democrats have been forced to eat the shyt the Republicans have been putting on us and if we objected we'd get a "You're not a patriot", "You're a terrorist supporter", or a more blunt " You lost deal with it" there are more but in an effort to save time I'll leave them out. Now that a Democrat is in the white house for only 11 weeks you start b****ing and moaning about how it's unfair and how Obama is ruining everything because he's not doing what you think is right. This is called being in the minority deal with it.

    I'm adding stupid people to my list of things I'd erase.
     
  17. DPudding

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    So...Republicans are bad cause they told you to eat it? And what does that make you for telling me to eat it?

    My Grandfather died at Utah Beach. No one in the landing craft he was on survived. An American President had the opportunity to honor those fallen on June 14, 1944...but he chose to not **** off the Germans, who honestly, are a little more than embarrassed for what happened in WW2. We should never forget their sacrifices....cause those men and women LITERALLY saved the world. But...we have a President who sent a message that he doesn't care. That the greatest moment in the history of freedom meant nothing.

    To be blunt...you're a kid. You may think you know a few things...but you don't. It's all well in good that you support a guy who's doing everything in his power to build a world where you can **** up without consequences. But ultimately....it'll be someone like me who has to pay for your **** ups. That's the beauty of Liberalism/Socialism....the misery is dispersed to those who don't deserve it.
     
  18. Giggles

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  19. Mirage

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    Bush has already been erased. Bush is not president anymore. Bush has been fishing for three months. Its time to stop blaming Bush all the time.

    This is Obama's world now...and his mess. And if he has a brain, why is he so scripted and have to have everything written out for him to read on a teleprompter???? He's a moron and a liar who cannot think for himself, and has surrounded himself with the worse administration...EVA! He still has that "how in the hell did I pull this off" look on his face.

    Everyone is taking advantage of his lameness and pipe dream of having the world love us...my God...even the pirates have seen his weakness!!

    Maybe we can save that captain if we give all the pirates an Ipod???

    Mir
     
  20. Mirage

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    I don't think we'll ever be that lucky to have a President like Ronald regan again. He was once in a lifetime for us.
     
  21. Mirage

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    And......

    What kind of American president would take his shoes off and visit a Mosque in Turkey, and refuse to visit a cemetery in Normandy where many heroic dead soldiers rest...because he didn't want to offend the Germans!! Are you kidding me?

    Is this what yo thought you were getting with your new president peoples?
     
  22. DPudding

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    He's been indoctrinated to hate America. He's been told his entire life America is a bad place, run by bad people and that he's gotta burn it down so it can be rebuilt in an image not insulting to people who will resent us regardless.

    North Korea just told us to kiss their ass. Russia will test us VERY soon. Bin Laden is running around a cave singing showtunes cause he's so happy. People were teary-eyed about the joy felt around the world when Obama was elected....they were joyful because we just became a doormat.
     
  23. Farsight

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    While we're erasing stuff...

    Political discussions where neither side either reads or listens to the opposing view point.
     
  24. Mirage

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    Wrong!! I read the opposing views.

    I just don't agree with them.

    Mir
     
  25. Scarst

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    I never said anything about how Republicans are bad because they Made Democrats deal with there **** I'm saying they are a bunch of hypocrites for thinking they shouldn't have to deal with it when democrats are in control.

    Also, you are showing how ignorant you are by thinking my age has anything to do with my intelligence and you should think about what you say before writing. Also, the Germans have changed in the past 60 years not just politically and it may be true that the Germans might not have minded but there are other things that the president does beside stupid public appearances and I'm sure they are more important than giving some speech at a Normandy cemetery.

    As for this taking off your shoes at a mosque is part of tradition and when you're in a foreign land you should try not to offend people.
    Unlike Bush who would walk in with his shoes on and try to kiss someone like a stupid B******. Some people are more worldly and understand the importance of following other nations traditions and before you say a religious people are not a nation look the word up because I don't really feel like having to correct you.

    I am leaving this discussion as it has gotten a bit petty and I do not want to get banned from the forum so this is my last post here.
     
  26. Mirage

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    Actually, I have no problem with the fool taking off his shoes and visiting a Mosque. or looking silly and bowing before the mighty King of Saudia Arabia. That's really no big deal.

    But it becomes one to me when you do that and turn your back on your own war dead, who gave their lives so that we could grow up and not have to speak German.

    And goodbye. You made a lot of points. I'm sorry they were all wrong though. I hope you learned something from this thread.

    Thank you for your participation.

    Mir
     
  27. Pah-uh-zahn

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    REagan was a buffon and a liar. Reaganomics did nothing for the lower class, and his trickle-down theory did nothing but trickle down into rich people's pockets. I only wish that poorer people could read half of this. But alas, most of these people can't afford a computer, let alone $15 a month to be computer chair-potatoes.

    Republicans have the thought process that because "I can do it, everyone can". This is utter ridiculousness.

    Obama, while I don't agree with him not speaking at Normandy, is walking on Diplomatic thin ice. He knows that he needs allies. Allies to keep, and allies to gain. Keeping Germany after Bush basically forced England into joining the war, and told the rest of europe that they can screw themselves because I have "40 nations" (he was SUCH a moron) to go to war. And I (as Obama) am willing to swallow some pride in order to make that happen. I can understand that.

    And as far as him reading a teleprompter, is that any different than Britney spears lip-synching? It's a whole lot better than 8 years of hearing anything coming out of that idiots mouth.

    Personally, I don't know the LAST good thing to come from a republican since Richard Nixon. And that's saying a lot, since I didn't like him much either.....
     
  28. DPudding

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    Who do the poor work for? Answer: The rich.

    What happens when you take money from the rich? Answer: Poor people lose their jobs and get poorer.

    Tax breaks for the wealthy means they can buy more cars and remodel more kitchens and buy new computers, etc. Someone has to remodel that kitchen. Someone has to build that car. Someone has to build that computer. The money trickles down to middle and lower classes. Take it from me....I do this for a living....

    Reagan ran the Soviets out of business. The economy grew by an average of 3.4% during his term in office. Sixteen million new jobs were created. Truth is...his economic policies were the key factor in the boom of the 90's. Yeah...he was a disgrace as a President.
     
  29. Black Sun

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    Take the political debate to the off topic forum please. This is not the place for it.
     
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