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(Player Event) Independence Pizza Cruise 7-14-2014 at 8 PM EST

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by WildStar, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. WildStar

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    She looked over the well dressed, middle aged man and thinks “It is a miracle that the Britannia government even manages to function, if this is an example of the nobles of that land.”

    “You want how many pizzas delivered there?” she asks as she is not sure she had heard correctly the first time.

    “I want 500 pizzas delivered there. Those poor creatures. I am sure that once they taste pizza, they will be freed from their primitive state and become contributing members to Britannia society.”

    “and Goblins will stop farting and peeing on people.” she adds mentally. “Of course, my lord, we will get the pizzas made and delivered; however, this “July 4th” you mentioned has already passed.”

    “Oh!” he exclaimed. “Well as long as they are delivered, I don’t care. Here is half of your payment.” he says as he hands her a generous check. “You will get the other half, once delivering is confirmed.”

    “and how exactly are you going to confirm delivery?” she wonders privately. “Thank you, my lord, we will get working on your order right away.”

    “Farewell, Miss Watson.”

    “Farewell, my lord.”

    She waits until he uses the H-J Moongate to return to his own land before busting out into laughter. “Who needs the other half of payment when you pay so generously, my lord?” she says out loud sarcastically.


    Independence Pizza Cruise, an KAV event
    Monday, July 14th, 2014 at 8 PM EST
    Meeting at the Skara Brae Community Center, Trammel

    500 hundred pizzas are to be delivered where? Come and find out!
     
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    Wow ! And quite the motherload !!
     
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    I'll bring peppered sausage slices. (years from now it will be called pepperoni)
     
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    NO FARTIN????
     
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    Icky retreated to her kitchen. "Hah!" she said. "Dose pitzas cantz bees betterz den mees cuanarie masturpeeces." :bored:
     
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    No way ! Cant be !
     
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    WEEEA DOS FIRE WERRKS ON DA CRUISE YAY'
    BRING YOOS OWN:hula:
     
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    A small goblin lurking in the shadows [actually peeing in a dark corner] overheard the remark. "Oh-ohs" he thought. "Dat person sounz lik herz mite notz eben deliber dose pitzas. Mees dont trusts herz. Mees betters bringz mees own."
     
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    Thanks guys! Was lots of fun to eat pizza with you last night! I wonder how the Orcs will deal with all that grease....
     
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    FIREZ WERKS TOOS, LOTZ OB FUNZ
     
  14. TehanChesapeake

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    What ?? All those pizzas were for ORKS ??? I hope they did choke on them !!
     
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    MEEES PEEES ONA LOTS OB DEM
     
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    Uggg no wonder I felt sick this morning.....
     
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    If they love pizzas, maybe we could do a second delivery of them ? (Spiced with a violent poison)
     
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