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Intercepted Conversation to the Shadowlords...

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Pfloyd, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. Pfloyd

    Pfloyd Colorblind Collector
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    Draconi: Ok with the recession we are bringing you back at only a part time basis.

    Nosfentor: That is fine with me just tell me what to do and don't hurt me.

    Astaroth: Whatever, this is just a job to tie me over until something better comes a long.

    Faulinei: Sure part time whatever you say (mumbles something about insurance benefits)

    Draconi: We have 3 different locations for you to show up. The Waste, Mt. Sho and the Frozen Waste. You can decide where you want to go.

    Nosfentor: I'm scared of the snow...heck i'm scared of all 3 of those places. Can't i just eat more cookies with you Draconi?

    Astaroth: Shut up. Don't you want to kill people?

    Faulinei: I will be at any one of those locations or all 3 at once...

    Draconi: Ok, You will also be vulnerable to blackrock and the Armaggeddon spell again.

    Nosfentor: I'm scared of the Armaggeddon spell...

    Astaroth: Bring It!

    Faulinei: I laugh at blackrock

    Draconi: When or if you die you will give 3 Cloaks of Corruption to the top 3 damagers and a minor tokuno artifact to everyone.

    Nosfentor: I fear giving anything away.

    Astaroth: Now you have gone too far. I still don't have a friggin Mempo and you want me to give my other Tarties away? That Leurocian told me they weren't that rare...

    Faulinei: Whatever you say Draconi...

    Draconi: It's not that bad! You only have to spawn 2 times a day!

    Astaroth: Is that RL or UO day? Cause if you let me pick it's going to be RL day. Which RL for me is UO, cause i'm some toon.

    Draconi: You guys can decide but pay is based on time spent "In game"
    (Mumbles something about fish in a barrel)

    Astaroth: When do we start each day?

    Draconi: It depends which shard you are talking about. It is at server up.

    Nosfentor: What does that mean? I'm scared of when the servers are NOT up.

    Faulinei: Then what? another 12 hours from that point?

    Draconi: You guessed it.
     
  2. Cear Dallben Dragon

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  3. Stomp

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    lmao - funny stuff.
     
  4. Olahorand

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    Sounds so ... so real
     
  5. spoonyd

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    This should be stickied or something so people stop making "Shadowlords" and "Cloak" threads.
     
  6. to funny, going to borrow this for the guild forum!
     
  7. Shelleybean

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    Hahahahahahaha
     
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  9. Zyron

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    i lold everytime nosfentor spoke
     
  10. Lady_Calina

    Lady_Calina Lore Keeper
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    lol! "can't i just eat more cookies with you, draconi?"

    i pictured a little LOLCat face when I read that.
     
  11. you need to edit this now, something like two hours later they all drag back into the office and told they all going back to full time status, Yay insurance/health etc..
     
  12. Pfloyd

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    Maybe when the Devs step up their spawn timer :)
    Oh nm i see they did.