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Iolo sucks.

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Cear Dallben Dragon, Jul 8, 2009.

  1. Cear Dallben Dragon

    Cear Dallben Dragon Babbling Loonie
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    I mean really whats the deal with this guy. -worst- companion ever.
    The first major battle we get into this dude falls asleep. WHAT?! Im sitting here with all my bros wailing out on these massive gargoyles tryin to liberate some shrines and, blasting thru my energy wands at lvl 4, and i look over at my archer, and hes curled up in a ball next to some monolith just takin a nap.
    WTF Iolo. So later on, and by now im keeping my eye on this dude, i end up in my first major battle right. the demons in Suteks basement. Now while me and Dupre and wallhacking some ass with our two tile halberds, IOLO, is in the back of the line fireing arrows directly at a wall. Is this guy even paying attention? I spend cash money so this dude would have a magic bow. and hes in the back drinking his NoA censored juice chucking arrows at a wall. Line of sight bro.
    I swear to god im switching this dude out with that gypsy in trinsic.
     
  2. Cloak&Dagger

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    Lmfao...Oh man...this made my day, I may just end my day now so it can not be ruined lol.
     
  3. Cetric

    Cetric Grand Inquisitor
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    hahaha:thumbsup:
     
  4. Draconi

    Draconi Most explosive UO Legend
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    Just... be careful of those gypsies *north* of Trinsic. They might invite you to do very... Un-Avatar-like things.

    for gold
     
  5. Cear Dallben Dragon

    Cear Dallben Dragon Babbling Loonie
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    I would never.
    Thats like saying dont cast armageddon. Its just not me.

    Btw, I cant help but notice that when i go camping he's the only one that falls asleep in the campfire.
     
  6. Corpsecrank

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    Iolo was a guinea pig for testing new potions you will have to forgive him.
     
  7. Mairut

    Mairut Guest

    ROFLMAO
     
  8. Lady_Calina

    Lady_Calina Lore Keeper
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    :D LOL, maybe he had too much ale and was hungover... I dunno if the old games had that wonderful hangover cure.
     
  9. Harlequin

    Harlequin Babbling Loonie
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    If you think Iolo's bad, wait till you get Katrina... Can't equip magic items... Can't cast... Can't wear magic armour....

    At least Iolo can use a magic bow and cast spells. Besides, you can punish him for sleeping too much in U4 by making him stand guard in U5 while the rest of you sleep. He'll never figure out why he's being punished mwuahahaha

    Oh, and he plays his little lute too! All night.
     
  10. Limlight

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    Hey....Iolo gets you the Triple Crossbow in U6...cut him some slack.
     
  11. Cear Dallben Dragon

    Cear Dallben Dragon Babbling Loonie
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    Yeah, i just got it, after the first time he chucked three arrows at a wall a put the magic bow back on and charged him for the bolts.

    Kartina is working out good for me. better than Gwenno. She tried to join my party at lvl 2. So i removed her from the party next to suteks daemons and picked up Gorn. whos rockin a hally and a spike helm
     
  12. Pfloyd

    Pfloyd Colorblind Collector
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    I bet they read Stratics UHall while your in combat...