It is April 8th. Its national 'death to telekinesis day' in UO. Let’s all take a second and stop what we are doing and let our thoughts drift off and think of how good the world would be without that ultimate evil that is the telekinesis spell. ohh.... you don’t know what I’m talking about? Sit back, let me inform you of this little know holiday in UO. See, it all started back in Trinsic a couple years back. A couple treasure hunters where picking chests in the fel Trinsic mint and then standing back and dropping telekinesis spells to pop the traps when they looked over and saw their friend right up on the chest... they where sure they had seen him already pick the chest.... so what was Bob doing? They walked up and where shocked to see Bob was in fact using the trap removal skill to undo the trap that was on the box! What the heck! Bob of course was then outcast from the Treasure Hunting Explorers guild (or THE guild as they are known) How could a treasure hunter of such class and knowledge sink so low as to actually use a skill to undo a chest? Why would anyone want to invest 100 skill points into a skill that is made to untrap trap boxes when you can simple just cast a level 3 spell to do the same. The shame and embarrassment was Bob's and Bob's alone to shoulder. So Bob went off to another land. A land where he could work his dark arts in peace without people looking at him like he had 3 eyes or 12 toes. It was in this new land that Bob showed some of the younger kids the trade of removing traps. And it was then these young kids that kept the art going to this day. Though they are a small group they are dedicated. And every April 8th they meet up and share a drink and take a quiet molment to think of Bob. So if you find yourself in Minoc tonight with nothing better to do and wish to stop by the "Nutty Squirrel" and share a drink with those who would remember Bob, please feel free to. And if a Dev should happen by and read this; Why oh why in almost 14 years have you guys not FIXED this damn BUG that allows people to bypass an entire skill with a 3rd level spell!!!!!!!!!! Really. 14 years you’d think this bug would have made it up to the top of the list at least once! Ya that’s right, I’m a follower of Bob! Death to telekinesis! Real treasure hunters do it natural baby!