"Get job security with the High Seas Network! As part of the United Pirates you will receive.... Guaranteed Hours = Guaranteed Pay! Free Benefits! Including dental and vision. 15 Days Paid Time Off!! Please contact our local recruiter to learn more about this exciting career! If you're an experienced Registered Pirate and you'd like a new professional challenge, UP has the perfect position for you! We have excellent Per Diem opportunities available! Join one of the largest and most disreputable agencies of SOSARIA!"