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Jokes Of The Day

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Miss Smoocher, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. Miss Smoocher

    Miss Smoocher Journeyman
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    You know you play to much UO when your house in game is cleaner then your real house.

    You know you play to much UO when theirs a IDOC and you tell your parents your to sick to come over for dinner.

    You know you play to much UO when someone asks you how your day has been and its bast on
    how your days going in UO.

    You know you play to much UO when you for get to pay the bills and the power goes off in the middle
    of your game play and you call them to pay because you had the money.

    You know you play to much UO when making out a budget and UO is at the top of the list.

    You know you play to much UO when you smell something odd and you realize its you.

    You know you play to much UO when you get up in the morning and when you know its time for bed is when the
    servers going down.

    You know you play to much UO when you started out with one account and end up with 4 and know all 24 of the
    chars names and skills and they all have the upgrades.

    Not claiming all of these for myself just a few.:wall:
     
  2. Ahuaeyjnkxs

    Ahuaeyjnkxs stranger diamond

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  3. Mapper

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    I wish that was the case.. *giggles* I think both are equally as messy.
     
  4. christy1221

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    :lol:

    During the halloween event I knew I was playing uo to much because I kept having dreams I was trying to get those red sparkles. LOL
     
  5. QueenZen

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    You know you play too much UO when your rl husband tells your rl dogs....


    Tell momma to turn off her annoying cat statue.

    & She likes her cat statue more, than you dogs ! :)

    You know you play too much UO when your kids tell ya to do modern junk like facebook and twitter or text em to keep in touch and you say....

    Meet me in felucca !! :thumbup:
     
  6. pgcd

    pgcd Guest

    For me they were kinda scary, almost Tetris-y hallucinations whenever I tried to concentrate on my job... Ugly, let me tell you.
     
  7. onthefifty

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    you know you play too much uo when the truant officer comes to your house to inquire why your not at school and you tell him your too busy to talk right now because your raiding an oaks spawn.


    funny, i thought this thread was gonna be about tiger woods.
     
  8. lucksi

    lucksi Guest

    You now you play to much UO when a 4th grater has gooder englisch than your.

    Good Lord, step away from the keyboard.
     
  9. Lady Tiger

    Lady Tiger Guest

    you know you've played too much Uo when you dream of your little brother killing the purple rabbit and wake up mad at him.
     
  10. deraiky

    deraiky Guest

    You know you play to much UO when a 4th grader has better english than you.
     
  11. Jesara

    Jesara Guest

    You know you play way too much UO when you can count in base 60000. :mf_prop:
     
  12. agpga

    agpga Guest

    maybe we all need to take some time and learn the difference between to,too, and two
     
  13. jbfortune

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    How do you get Pikachu onto a bus.

    Pokemon


    I think I failed at the tread.
     
  14. lucksi

    lucksi Guest

    Your sarcasm detector seems to be broken.
     
  15. Shamus Turlough

    Shamus Turlough Lore Master
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    Fixed.
     
  16. yuggie

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    You know you play too much UO when you drive past a nice house and for a split second, look for the house sign to see the condition it's in.

    (it was only a split second, I swear)
     
  17. Sir Kenga

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    Winner of the thread! :lol:
     
  18. Miss Smoocher

    Miss Smoocher Journeyman
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    OMG That Was A Good One:lol::lol::lol:
     
  19. Black Sun

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    I'd like to amend this one just a bit, because not only is UO one of the top things on my budget list, but its also seperate from the often dropped "entertainment" line.

    Wow, I am pathetic.