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Just a little Lag Humor Song

Discussion in 'EA Land/The Sims Online Stratics Forums' started by donnallg, Dec 9, 2007.

  1. donnallg

    donnallg Guest

    Thought instead of being mad I'd just make something funny out of the lag until it's fixed. So here goes.

    To the Music of "Jingo" Bells.
    Jingle
    Lag
    By
    The Factory Workers

    Lag Lag Lag
    Lag Lag Lag
    Laggin all the time.
    Oh what fun it is to lag,
    When we're trying to do our job.

    Activating the machines,
    One by one by one.
    Then 10 seconds have past,
    And you've missed what you have done.

    When your machine breaks down,
    You're running for a tool.
    Then the lag lets up,
    And you're standing there like a fool.

    'Cause
    Lag Lag Lag
    Lag Lag Lag
    Laggin all the time.
    Oh what fun it is to lag,
    When we're trying to do our job.

    Now one is at the machine,
    Another is getting a tool.
    One is on the Track,
    And everyone is yelling "MOVE".

    Now you are a ghost,
    Wishing you were alive.
    Going from house to house,
    To find someone to Revive.

    'Cause
    Lag Lag Lag
    Lag Lag Lag
    Laggin all the time.
    Oh what fun it is to lag,
    When we're trying to do our job.

    Now that you have greened,
    The shift has come to an end.
    It's time to go and Skill,
    Til time to work again.

    'With
    Lag Lag Lag
    Lag Lag Lag
    Laggin all the time.
    Oh what fun it is to lag,
    When we're trying to do our JOB.
     
  2. Made me LOL. And, I think you meant "Jingle Bells" although "Jingo Bells" is funnier on many socio-political commentary levels.


    I am humming your song and...I think I'll switch to Dancer for the time being. *shudders at memories of previous factory deaths*



    Merry Simmas! And, may lag soon be a thing of memory!


    *The term "Simmas" used with assumed permission of Baxter Bear of fond memory*
     
  3. donnallg

    donnallg Guest

    LOL tyvm.

    Sorry the Jingo is an inside joke forgot to put that in there....lol
     
  4. LOL. That was great. I'll be singing it to everyone next shift at the factory!
     
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    How very creative of you.
     
  6. MandiK

    MandiK Guest

    LMAO that is too funny!
     
  7. This thread made me "lol" on so many levels. Am I the only one who sang this out loud?
     
  8. MandiK

    MandiK Guest

    <blockquote><hr>


    This thread made me "lol" on so many levels. Am I the only one who sang this out loud?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Nope, not the only one! LoL
     
  9. Thank you for yet another thread about lag.

    At least this one will leave a tune in my head for all the livelong day. :angrysmiley:
     
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    um, this thread...

    is about lag

    they know.

    Shoot me if i sing this song in my head.
     
  11. Rach

    Rach Guest

    Teehee.

    This thread is like a joke, only less funny.
     
  12. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    Thank you for yet another thread about lag.

    At least this one will leave a tune in my head for all the livelong day. :angrysmiley:

    [/ QUOTE ]

    X.
     
  13. donnallg

    donnallg Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    LMAO that is too funny!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ty.

    My intention here was to relieve some of my anger that I had over lag. Now that I have made up this little tune I can deal with the lag a little better. Now I have something to sing while working...lol [​IMG]
     
  14. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    Merry Simmas! And, may lag soon be a thing of memory!


    [/ QUOTE ]
    Huh? I thot we were doing "Festivus" this year. [​IMG]
    ...or was it "Festsimmas"???

    I have GOT to start reading my e-mail!
     
  15. Guest

    Guest Guest

    LOL! This is extremely funny and creative!
     
  16. LOL now that is creative. This is by far the best thread about a problem we all experience in the game. a little humor sure does go a long way! thank you so much for the laugh! i did sing it out loud lol and my son said, mom those are not the words to the jingle bell song we sing! LOL... good one! thank you!
     
  17. Meggers

    Meggers Guest

    Good one. that beats my limerick about sim food, lol
     
  18. donnallg

    donnallg Guest

    tyvm guys.

    Ok Meg I want to hear it now....hehe
     
  19. Bindy

    Bindy Guest

    LOL excellent...I think we needed some comic relief. And yes I sat here singing it too.. [​IMG]