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Katt, it was an ACCIDENT!!!

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Touzoko, Sep 24, 2014.

  1. Touzoko

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    See, here I was, looking around for the tuna and catnip. Suddenly, I see a basket, and have GOT to know whats inside. You know how we are..............curious, right?

    How was I supposed to know there would be a little despicable puppy inside?!

    Those scratches on its nose will heal........

    I'm pretty sure.......

    I swear by Ceiling Cat, it'll never happen again

    (unless it tries slobbering on me oooooooh they are SO revolting)
     
  2. Uvtha

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    Don't listen to these malicious lies! It kills for pleasure!!!

    I have witnesses!
     
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  3. Kattasrophe

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    *eyes Cat* You will have dry food for the next two weeks.. More than just a bloody nose mr!
     
  4. Touzoko

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    *runs under bushes.*
    suddenly eyes birds at katts' feeder.........
     
  5. Victim of Siege

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    *puts out a can of Salmon at his Zento house*
     
  6. Uvtha

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    *applies deadly poison potion*
     
  7. Touzoko

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    be right back.........
    got 8 more!
     
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