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Kelmo's a killa?

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by T R U, Dec 4, 2011.

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  1. T R U

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    I think hes lost it folks!!!!! Rez killin noob's can it be??????? LOL!!


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  2. Tazar

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    Diablo strikes again... truly sad...
     
  3. Czarina

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    He forget to call guards?
     
  4. QueenZen

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    Bah that chr. doesnt even LOOK, like a kelmo.

    That slim shady Kelmo chr.
    looks more like bluebearded Smurf,
    on a green pony !:next:
     
  5. Nakukak

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    Damn that Kelmo!

    I knew he was a misunderstood underage virgin kid!
     
  6. Podolak

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    Apparently Flutter's ebil cookies have gone to Kelmo's head.

    *makes a concerted effort to imagine Kelmo the PK*
     
  7. Guardian KX

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    Hes EL D-bag.

    Killed and dry looted me in shame. Thru a absolute tantrum over vent demanding Damnation that ive known for years to attack me, first he EQ's me then he wouldnt, so old D-bag logged off vent. I thru myself into a bunch of poisons and died, just wondering if me totally ignoring him may have changed his playstyle. Somehow he managed to loot every item on my body (about 30) in 15 secs, and amazingly it was the better GM stuff, he managed to pick out only the good stuff, kinda like some program KNEW what to take... (shrugs). Offered me a buy back IF I bought a SS for 3 million from him. I had the 3 million but I figured he'd enjoy evil dying all that gargoyal made GM armor... him being a human and all.

    You Go Boy. Next time ill remember to leave instead of sticking around for the "fun" factor. After the 5th or 6th smoke bomb you'd think id just left huh...My bad on this one... Duh.:pie:
     
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  9. T R U

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    Well thats almost tru, but ya know im gonna have to set a few facts straight.
    Diablo did demand me to attack Guardian. It dont matter who it is if i ask for back up i get it. I should have been able to say enroute. But guardian is a long time friend of mine and my brothers( the original damn and anck). So i finally conceeded to attack but when i showed up Diablo had peeled off. I earthquaked and revealed guardian but Diablo had left vent and the dungeon. Guardian ran into the mage tower that was filled with mages and promptly died on the second floor. No one followed him in or looted him. So I talked to Guardian at my house(which he is friended to)after the encounter. I said that Diablo was mad for me not attacking but he wasnt yelling at anyone or about anything. You guys just really get things going on this board by saying whatever ya want. Give it a rest.
     
  10. Righty

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    I'm sorry. What was your point in starting this thread? Oh right, to get things going on these boards by saying whatever you want. So take your own advice and give it a rest.
     
  11. Nakukak

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    Show them how to pvp Righty! :)
     
  12. Guardian KX

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    Love ya man, but more happened after you left. This is Siege and dying is part of pixel life. The crap grief he dishes out is what can be left out of the game.
     
  13. Nakukak

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    Fyi remind me to ban Kelmo later
     
  14. Righty

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    I would love to! Alas, I have no active accounts :( At one point I had four of them, but thanks to the infinite wisdom of ea I now have zero. It is a fail by the devs but mostly ea for their ass backwards approach to managing this game.
     
  15. wavace

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    qft
     
  16. wavace

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    I think your issue with him would be best explained with "magnetism." Similar poles repel each other, opposites attract. Soooo.... with you being so "repelled" by him kinda shows you two arent much different.

    Just an observation.
     
  17. Guardian KX

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    Im just gonna shut my !@#$@#%$ mouth.
     
  18. T'Challa

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    that'll be a first :)
     
  19. wavace

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    Good for you...good for you sir.
     
  20. Nakukak

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    No comment.
     
  21. Czarina

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    wouldnt a reply with "no comment" be like a comment? Your kind of commenting on a comment with no comment which is like commenting to comments by act of a commented reply?:danceb::danceb:
     
  22. T R U

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    Well since day one Kelmo's name was just to be funny. Immediatly started cursing in chat and being goofy. Joined him to sl and our guild. Never did we try to fool anyone. So two weeks after the whole shard knew about this character i thought it would be funny to post this. So im sorry your out of the loop. PS... Czarina my wife likes the Broccoli! :danceb: :danceb:
    :wall: So why did Kelmo act like he was going to leave the game because diab killed him. Made a big deal about it and dropped a house all the time in chat talking about happy now and you win. In fact he was planning to drop two accounts. The house he dropped had nothing in it but rag tag deco!
     
  23. Heavenless

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    It's the evil kelmo vs good kelmo...

    Watch out kelmo will impersonate diablo and post pics of em decoing his house!! :redx:
     
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    so what about poor zartan............ thanks for all the support......
     
  25. flappy6

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    and i did call guards the **** wouldnt work lol
     
  26. Czarina

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    hahaha look at the screenshot! Theres only one guard in town and it looks like hes sleeping! Typical Siege guards!!
     
  27. Baby Doll

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    I gotta ask, after which rez did you finally figure it out?
     
  28. kelmo

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    Kelmo did not kill you. It was an impostor. This I am certain of. If any have concerns about me being a PK, please feel free to ask.

    This particular fellow thought it was worth a name change to trash my name and brand... T R U is not much better... he is Kelmo's guild mate and flunky. What ever Diablo says goes with that fellow it seems.

    To be fair... I did ban Diablo from these forums. It was a justified thing. Just saying. If any of you wish to argue other wise... please see the FAQ and email the admins. I do have folk that take input on the job I do as a Stratics Moderator. I am always ready for constructive input from those that I respect.

    (just as a note... read the RoC... I am allowed to talk of banning if I think it is important for folks to know. I am a mod. This only matters for Stratics. I have no influence ingame.)

    It would warm my heart if every real PvPer would target 'Kelmo' and if everyone else would ignore this impostor. He lives and "trains" at a Homare house.

    Just saying... And since "that player" can not comment here... Just know he thinks I suck and will gladly tell you in game.
     
  29. kelmo

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    I would not really trust this T R U fellow much either. Just saying. I am not accusing this T R U fellow of any thing other than trashing my name. He seems to enjoy that. *sighs*

    There are so many good folk here on Siege.

    Kelmo is a killa... He is an impostor. The rules forbid me from saying all the other things he is... Just know I would never trust him or any that would deal with him.

    So if you see any Kelmo in a guild FYOU... or any in FYOU... I would be very careful in dealing with such. This entire guild was built to grief me. Let it be... Grief for me.

    Do not let it fool you or any other player. He is not Kelmo. No other player in that guild represents me or what I stand for.

    T R U is just as guilty a Diablo. Any sporting that tag is.
     
  30. Petra Fyde

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    Everyone on this board knows full well that the char in that screenshot is not the real Kelmo, including 'Zartan'. I see no point in this thread continuing
     
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