*Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"* Let me tell you all a story 'bout a dev named Lee. Poor EA Manager and frazzled employ-ee. Then one day he was codin' for them fools. When in popped Parizad, yellin' "AV rules!" "Alphaville", that is. Cool town. Great Sims. Well, the first thing ya know, Lee's on the bullet train. Chuggin' off to Alphaville then back to home again. Bringin' all the residents and all their stuff and things. Like lots and pets and skilling locks, and houses full of bling. Furniture, y'all. Potted plants. 'frigidators. Soon the town will open up, it's heart will beat again. Shiny lots and friendly "mains" for guests who wander in. The only thing that's left to do, in this localit-eeeeeeeeeeee. Is grab a heapin' helpin' of Lee's gen-er-os-i-teeeeeee. Amnesty, that is. Simmies. Mystic trees. Y'all come visit, now - ya hear? Bring money. *I know the "bullet train" isn't used for the merges Just a little poetic license.