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Let Hal Marner and assoc. sell you a home today!

Discussion in 'UO Atlantic' started by Halister Marner, May 15, 2008.

  1. Halister Marner

    Halister Marner Lore Master
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    Are you without a home? Looking for a place to live? A summer vacation spot? Perhaps somewhere to raise a family?

    Well you're in luck!

    Hal Marner Realty and assoc. have the perfect place for you!

    Just browsing through our fine catalog of housing on the Atlantic Shard will give you an idea of the time and effort we put into finding the ideal spot for YOU, the hardworking customer that we have come to love and revere!

    But wait, don't let mere words convince you! As a customer of undoubted intelligence and wit, you certainly wish to see what fine properties we have available!

    Our first property is situated in the western jungles of Trinsic, undoubtedly a fine location for a summer home. Perfect for both family and those of more independent tastes.

    With a beautiful river running through the back yard, and no neighbors to speak of, this property will certainly go fast!

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    Too small you say? Not enough room for all the vibrant and cheerful children in your family? We at Hal Marner Realty and assoc. have the answer!

    This property is situated on lovely Avatar Island, with such a beautiful name, you would be doing yourself a disservice by not investing in this peaceful, tropical paradise!

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    Alongside a spacious yard and home, this property comes with a guest house, situated directly behind the main building, truly a bargain hunters dream!

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    Please note, Hal Marner Realty and assoc. is not responsible for any deaths, and (or) subsequent maiming by wandering Daemons or Dragons while staying in our properties. All funeral costs are the responsibility of the buyer.

    Not looking for a summer getaway, does your undoubtedly cultured complexion shun the tropical heat? We have the solution for you!

    Nestled within the comfortable woodlands of Yew, this large property is perfect for the worldly independent buyer. Not only is this one of our largest properties, it is also one of the most stunning locations! The intelligent buyer will immediately forgo the unsatisfying sights of the dead woodland for the spacious and luscious land around this property, truly a do it yourself gardeners dream!

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  2. Halister Marner

    Halister Marner Lore Master
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    Too far out of the way? Do you love the city air and the convenience of being near other fine buyers such as yourself? Well then, we have the ideal property for you! Situated parallel to the Trinsic Moongate, and a mere stones throw away from the fine city of Trinsic, this house is the perfect property for the intelligently conscious buyer, with all the defenses and protections the city of paladins offers, merely a short jaunt away!

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    Hal Marner Realty and assoc. are not responsible for the sudden duplication of common household items and/or individuals during their stay in this house. Please note your footwear will be especially affected by this odd occurrence, please be advised that we hold no liability for any unfortunate circumstances stemming from this oddity.

    Do you still not have the perfect place? Do you have gold and riches to spend into your perfect spot? Hal Marner Realty and assoc. revere a successful and wise businessman, and this is why we offer our most affordable piece of property, a luscious house built within the safeguarded walls of the city of Luna! A dream spot for the merchant or aspiring black market profiteer, this sensational location will fulfill all your economical wishes, and more!

    This being the pinnacle of our properties, and while we undoubtedly wish to provide such an amazing location to all our treasured buyers, we regrettably must charge a sizable fee meant only for those with higher degrees of success.

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    Seeing what we have to offer, I do hope you, the cautious and savvy buyer will go with Hal Marner Realty and assoc. for your next housing purchase!
     
  3. Lady_Rachel

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    *settles at her desk*

    Hmm...
    *flips through catalog*

    Home in West Trinsic Jungles...got it..

    Luna? Naw..
    Too much traffic.

    Avatar Island??
    Ahh...Now there is a nice location!
    Big yard..possible guest house?
    And all those lovely campfires!
    *imagines cozy nights by the fire*

    Whats this?
    *squints*....footwear may experience odd occurrences?
    *glances at sewing kits*
    Well no danger there, I can make my own the old fashion way...

    A nice island getaway!
    Wonder what that nice Mr. Marner charges for commission?

    *laughs*
    Thanks for the pics Halister!
    Isn't it grand to see the Master's work?
     
  4. Lady Aalia

    Lady Aalia Atlantic's Finest
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    Well looks like we had some busy bees on ATL.

    *keeps her eyes out for people with heads of singed hair*
     
  5. Andrasta

    Andrasta Goodman's Rune Library
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    OH! They are all so lovely! How will I ever decide which one I want? :confused: