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Like Father Like Daughter

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by LordDrago, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. LordDrago

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    Of all the things I say, this has to be one of the funniest that my daughter picked up from me (This happened about 5 years ago when my daughter was 8 years old, but still makes me laugh...Now, she gets upset with my "road rage" yelling in the NJ traffic).

    We were driving down the Garden State Parkway, in seriously heavy traffic (no accident on our side mind you, just a bunch of rubber neckers looking at an accident on the other side but it will still cause a 20 minute delay for me...grrrrrrrr).

    Anyway, I see in my mirror someone move out of the rihgt lane that I am in onto the deceleration lane to take an exit. But instead of actually taking the exit, they pass about 8-10 of us, and then push their way back into traffic (this really pisses me off - what makes them think that their time is any more important than the 10 people that they passed). Seeing this, the following conversation takes place:


    Me: I hope he gets a flat tire.
    Daughter: No Daddy, 2 flat tires
    Me (smiling): And why is that?
    Daughter: Because he only has 1 spare.


    What reminded me of this was that today someone tried to pull this same stunt on me on me on Route three when they pulled off of the road and onto an acceleration lane to pass a bunch of us but I was quick enough to pull 1/2 off and block the lane on that lady and her brand new Mercedes. Boy, the look on her face and the "friendly" wave she gave me made me all warm and fuzzy inside. :)
     
  2. Aran

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    So your daughter is a bad person like you, good to know.
     
  3. LordDrago

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    I am not bad. However, I am vengeful.

    Of course only to a limited extent. My days of killing people are over. At least for now,
     
  4. Aran

    Aran INFRACTION INFRACTION INFRACTION!
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    You can't see me, but I'm rolling my eyes at you.

    I hope your kid gets some good direction in her life some day.
     
  5. five oclock

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    LoL..and I find it funny...To each there own weapons....
     
  6. Zambowow

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    You're stupid as ****! Stfu....you're not Dr. Phil....****ing dumbass!

    Anyhow....nice Drago! Funny ****!
     
  7. Aran

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    No, Dr. Phil has no credentials as a psychologist.
     
  8. TheScoundrelRico

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    Avoiding the censor filter is a no no. Maybe you should go correct your last post so nobody reports you for breaking the RoC...la
     
  9. LordDrago

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    And you do? Now that answers a lot of questions. :)


    So in your Sig, are you the one with the pistol or the long gun? How does that make you feel?
     
  10. Aran

    Aran INFRACTION INFRACTION INFRACTION!
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    I'm neither. It's Lego James Bond fighting Lego Chuck Norris in the Lego Batcave.
     
  11. Lightning 1

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    Pardon the interruption, but I have only used Stratics for a few days now, and I came across your 'Like Father Like Daughter' driving moment. I was reminded that our little ones learn from us when one day, as a truck got in our path by a similar method, my darling little girl, about 1 year old, stood up in her car seat, as much as one can who is strapped down, and clearly said,"Goddan Tuck!"
    These are the first words I ever heard her say! Her very first! So she uses them to cuss out someone in traffic. ohhh wellll. I have worked hard to avoid 'cussing' in front of even tiny children since that day.
    :blushing:
    Thank your daughter for me for coming up with an even better response to the exit lane cheater. IN D.C. I have suffered endless hours of delay from these types of people. Kudos. (you know, that's the first time in my life I actually used the word Kudos.)
     
  12. Aran

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    I love swearing near/at/around/to little kids.
     
  13. hakeem

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    I thought i was the only one.... it is good to know I am not alone.

    'scuse me theres some lil 4 year old crap bag on my lawn.
     
  14. Megilhir

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    Another twisted out of context bitter statement.

    And now for mine;

    YOUR parents must be so very proud.