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Lived my lifetmie not realising

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Molokha, Oct 2, 2014.

  1. Molokha

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    I can see waveforms as inperciptibe wavering alternate layers xof SOUND!! xxx sof soof Amongst other inconcisistencies??
    Whsat is that ha THERE WA SA SSWEAR WORD HERE I EXPUNG EDIT

    conem into my cave WOoOOOoo look at my g-string
    oh my god I can;t stop lauging help It's all patchy




    What I'm hearing righgt now: swish of teh traffic (yellow as a ripe lemon)
    Many-pointed rufflrse fo bedsheets crumpling, nong ina asexy way! I am so celibete.
    Clickmof my my pen in the parchment (sharp little mpale oval like puncture in spacee, concntric circles pointin g inward)






    I mat regret this late r? my views are not thr eviews held by the govenrment of umbra , somethign like thatoh i don't know I'M RETIRED jsut let men buy an island and drink mrtinis all day That is my destiny. Something closet o that, offically recognsied??? Maybe i signed t at some point HA The gravel road of the past drops OFF The cliff into the sea. anway that is my disclaimer please accept

    love

    fanny molokha shafiri etc. lord? god i dont evne rmmember my own title WRETCHED TYPHOON





    piss
     
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    Are you ok?
     
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    Alouenikah! Look what you did!
     
  4. Alouenikah

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    ...

    *clears his throat awkwardly* Please excuse that outburst and carry on with your regular activities.
     
  6. Dodger

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    No, it was coolest thing I've seen since drinking cough medicine while high.
     
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    *Is completely and utterly confused*
     
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    I think he was on the hot salami
     
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    It seems so lol
     
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    I want to uo marry this person if they write the vows
     
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    You'll have competition for that I'm sure ;)
     
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    Who else is marrying this obviously drug addled hippy? You?
     
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    Maybe! ;)
     
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    Back off, I do drug addled. Your more of a messana cream pie kinda guy.
     
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    Ya, your right, *walks away into the darkness to find some pies*
     
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    Locks and bars door.

    And stay out!
     
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    *throws a rock through the window*
     
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    Closes shutters and calls police.
     
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    *puts on a disguise*
     
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    Loads his gun and waits.
     
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    *throws in a lit match*
     
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    *blows it out*
     
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    *throws a squirrel inside*
     
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    *takes squirrel* "all kill" *targets Norrington*
     
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    *runs from squirrel, throws matches at it, matches seem to anger it more*
     
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    *squirrel catches Norrington and tries to eat his nuts but can't find any*
     
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    *smiles, looks at squirrel, and says "they are hidden so hah!"*
     
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    * squirrel crawls into the hole there hidden in *
     
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    *Another squirrel fights original squirrel for them*
     
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    * sends in a gd after the squirrel *
     
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    *GD kills both squirrels, and Norrington runs home to go to sleep after saying goodnight to Dodger*
     
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    *goes back inside and plans an attack for tommorrow*
     
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    Oy! At last! A husband for Molokha! *immediately gets to work arranging the reception*
     
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    Cool fanfic.
     
  35. Lindae Lives

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    I feel obligated to say that Molokha doesn't usually behave like this and blame should be placed squarely on Alouenikah and his special cupcakes.