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[LoL News] Mundo Crush Coffee Machine, Then Announce New Sale!

Discussion in 'LoL News' started by Adiados, May 14, 2012.

  1. Adiados

    Adiados Sage

    Sep 4, 2011
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    Corporate Mundo love fresh cup of Joe each morning. Fill him with pep, get him into right mood for big business deals. But coffee machine not work today. So Mundo smash. Co-workers not get coffee. Caffeine withdrawal make them more animal than man, and they stab each other with letter openers. Productivity suffer. Mundo’s interns must clean lots of blood off walls.

    Now Mundo must order new sale to boost numbers, buy new coffee maker. Open wallets and pick up new champions and skins!

    • Singed burn victims with hideous chemical concoctions. Also make good espresso. Possibly two are connected. Buy him for 292 RP.
    • Ezreal obsessed with wanderlustno good with directions. That why he take four hours to come back with lunch order. Mundo give him to you for 487 RP
    • Heimerdinger heading up R&D department for Mundo. He is certain nothing can go wrong. Even so, Mundo sell him to you for 487 RP.


    • Mundo right. Something go wrong. Blast Zone Heimerdinger is proof. Buy him for 260 RP.
    • Mundo think Hired Gun Graves big-time stock broker. Instead, he actually carry gun. You can have him for 260 RP.
    • Totemic Maokai deal with stock market voodoo in unusual fashion: with actual voodoo. He improve portfolio for you for only 260 RP.


    Sale begin on May 15 and last until May 18. Buy soon, money bags! Interns getting twitchy without coffee!

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