"LOOKING for LOVE in all the WRONG PLACES" A wealthy friend of mine has asked for assistance in looking for love. He states that all the women want is his wealth. My plan ... leave the money at home and let the ladies want him for who he is. Here we are leaving his luxury Luna home. Approaching the outter gates of the big city, I noticed a lil sweat trolling down his rather large brow. I told him to relax, this'll be easy. Just let me do the talking. The inner city is bare (much like the rest of the world, real hard to get a date like this I'm thinking). A sweet young lady strolls into the bank to make a modest deposit. I spray my friend down with some sweet perfume I "acquired" from a tailor I ran into a lil ways out in the forest just before arriving at Bubba's. Introduced Bubba as a nice guy, new to the city and looking for a tour by a beautiful woman. Her name turns out to be "Mistake" and all to perfect for what happened next. We return home, wounded but not defeated. There must be a woman out there who doesn't care of Bubba's exterior. Who will love him for his gentle heart.