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EM Event Mad Goblins or Ebil Goblins!? 8-2-2014 @ 7 PM PST

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by WildStar, Jul 31, 2014.

  1. WildStar

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    http://stratics.com/community/threads/mad-goblins-or-ebil-goblins.319076/#post-2413150:

    Mad Gobins, Ebil Goblins!

    Who's REALLY responsible for all havoc going on in Skara? Is the Yattering responsible or is it
    another group of Goblins framing poor Yattering? Could the Governor be corrupt? The truth will prevail!

    A hunt for these elusive goblins will be held on :

    Date: 8/2/14
    Time:7pm pst
    Meet: West Britain Bank

    **Safe Journeys!**

    [Reporter's Note: The Yattering has never claimed to be a goblin. It is a demon from the Abyss.]
     
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  3. War Wizard

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    1% .... now that is funny, and good play.
     
  4. Lindae Lives

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    This would never happen in Umbra.
     
  5. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Yerg eben goblins avoid places dat smells worser den wees do
     
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    DA SLUGS FAULT
    WEEES NO EBIL
     
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    WEEES GUNNA HIDES REEKY??
     
  8. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Might bees smart for tonite. All da flappys gonna trys to kills usins
     
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    MEEES WAS AT WWB AT 7 NO BUDDY DER. DEY SKEERED?
     
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    (OOC) it's 7pm shard time which is 10 eastern time)

    Flappys won't be the only ones trying to kill you and your rodent friends Reeky ...

    Also I am innocent! innocent I say! at least of being corrupt. well at least not corrupt in the manner in which I am accused. Oh hell *shuts up now*
    :devil:
     
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    Tanks for da fishys! *munches* da stew not quite done yet mabe it bees ready next time yoos sets a trap?
     
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    meees was in wrong time zone ooopsy
     
  14. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Dems tryd to set a trap for usins. But wees gibes dems da slip again. And dey left us fishys to munch on
     
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    phisys, beees goos
    WEEES BEEES TO SMART FER DEM HUMMIES AN UDDERS :scholar:
     
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    One of these days, rodent, one of these days ... Pow right in the kisser! :king:
     
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    Yerg !!
     
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    So let me get this straight ... The King's finest were outwitted by 2 or 3 halfwits who go around trashing cities and slapping people with fish? *Fears for the future of any government in Sosaria*

    *just knows Ric Flair is gonna have a field day with this development*
     
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    Oh, you sassy little article! *is charmed by the goblin, gives homemade red velvet cupcakes*

    This would never happen in Umbra.
     
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    Those mamby pamby little whipper snapper King's Elite Guard couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone out wit the goblins and Reeky "the brain" Bugbutt. The old guard... The true guard... The Town Guard would have had the culprits apprehended by now.

    signed,
    Sgt. Ric Flair
     
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    Oh please! The Town Guard were a pack of fleabitten brainless old has-beens who couldn't be trusted to trim the castle lawns without a major international incident, led by a sozzled buffoon and a woman. The Town Guard was incompetent, the new Guard is incompetent, Brackus was incompetent, the King is incompetent, you are incompetent, I am incompetent, every single person involved in this bloody fiasco is incompetent except for the goblins.
     
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    *flips a random table over and storms out*
     
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    I am staunchly pro-goblin.
     
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    GUARDYS BEES NIMCAPOOPS :dunce:
     
  28. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Yerg! but dont tell dems dat. Let dems tink deys clever and deys keep doin silly tings. Mees learned dat from some guy called Uncle Si. Himz must be haff goblin cuz himz sure looks like like usins cept for no pointy ears. And himz farts alot and lubs ice creems and donuts too
     
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    yerg mebe himz usins uncle toos?
     
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    REEEKY , MEEES NO FEELS GOOS?
    NEED TURNIP SOUP PLUZE
     
  32. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Yerg. Hows yoos wants yoos turnips? Mees likes dem only half rotten. Mees also habs essence ob swamp tingy. dat makes it tasty! *throws in old boots too fer flavorin*
     
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    compost fer flavoring
     
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    Yerg dats mees secret recipe. Da Boots were buried under da compost pile
     
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