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Merry Christmas from The TnT Family

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Kat, Dec 25, 2009.

  1. Kat

    Kat Crazed Zealot
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    May 12, 2008
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    Merry Christmas from The TnT Family

    Kat got drunk and Hattori got drunk at our Christmas party
    We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
    Little Krystal brought her new boyfriend
    He was a Mexican
    We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
    Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

    Brother Nixon brought his kids with him
    The three from his first wife Leaf
    And the two identical twins from his second wife Kiwillian
    Of course he brought his new wife Shay
    Who talks all about AA
    Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
    The First Noel

    Carve the Turkey
    Turn the ball game on
    Fix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
    Send Nadal & Virgil to the Quickpak Store
    We need some ice and an extension cord
    A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
    A box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights
    Halelluja everybody say cheese
    Merry Christmas from the TnT family

    Davy and Michelle drove from Harlingen
    I can't remember how I'm kin to them
    But when they tried to plug their motor home in
    They blew our Christmas lights
    Cousin Sprago knew just what went wrong
    So we all waited out on our front lawn
    He threw a breaker and the lights came on
    And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

    Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
    Make Bloody Mary's
    Cause We All Want One!
    Send Sal & Elvis to the Stop 'N Go
    We need some celery and a can of fake snow
    A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
    A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
    Halelluja, everybody say cheese
    Merry Christmas from the TnT Family

    Feliz Navidad!

    [Of course there are many other TnT members, but it wouldn't be prudent to share their shenanigans with the general public!]
  2. Sprago

    Sprago Certifiable
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    Mar 5, 2006
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    LOL merry christmas KAT

    merry christmas to everyone
  3. AEowynSP

    AEowynSP Certifiable
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    May 13, 2008
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    OH gawd and this is why I hate county music. It's like stand up comedy set to music.
    Happy holidays to one and all.

    Oh and whats with all the tampons?
  4. Davy

    Davy Journeyman
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    Jul 12, 2005
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    lol nice merry xmas :)
  5. kelmo

    kelmo Old and in the way
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    May 12, 2008
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  6. HaHa

    HaHa Guest

    My X-mas card from my guild to TnT 2 years ago was much better. ;)

    Merry Christmas everyone.
  7. Daleth

    Daleth Guest

    *laughs* that was great Kat, Merry Christmas!
  8. Tiberius

    Tiberius Babbling Loonie
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    Jul 5, 2008
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    Did you really set me up for this one?
  9. HaHa

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  10. Mr.StinkyPants

    Mr.StinkyPants Slightly Crazed
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    May 3, 2009
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    u would love wyoming we play both kinds of music here, country and western!
  11. Hattori Hanzo

    Hattori Hanzo Lore Keeper
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    May 26, 2008
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    Wow, I have a hangover. Muust have passed out because I feel like someone tried to see how many tampons my b--t can hold.
  12. Tairon

    Tairon Guest

    Not sure if I should feel sad or relieved that I did not make it into Kat's song .........
  13. HaHa

    HaHa Guest

    If there's lube nearby you may need to start questioning friends.