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Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Wulf2k, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. Wulf2k

    Wulf2k Stratics Legend
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    Looking for somebody to follow me around with a beetle and loot gold/items that I'm too lazy to.

    Pay will be a portion of whatever is looted. Combat involvement will be decided on a case by case basis.

    ICQ - 5285549

    Evenings (After 5 PM CST) /weekends. No commitment required, just send me an ICQ and whenever I'm heading out, I'll see who's interested.
     
  2. nightstalker22

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    Very appealing ad! I'm sure everyone will be lining up to be your body shield as you make a clean get away! :sword:

    Wulf returns to the scene of the assault to find a pack horse still being beaten by enemy factions :bdh: , his "helper" has already been carted off for questioning :stretcher:. Wulf decides it would be the honourable thing to do to attempt a rescue of the badly injured assistant.

    He arrives at the tower of enemy factioneers, he is out numbered five to one, he has a one in five chance, but he remembers the lyrics, "no one here gets out alive"... he peers into the window and watches as they beat and torutre his helper :gee:, asking what in Sosaria they were doing with a pack horse and alcohol :pint:! The implications were disturbing, and Wulf couldn't stand idly by and hear his name tossed about like a cheap pancake :pancakes:! He burst into the tower with fists of fury :fight: and punched one enemy factioneer in the mouth so hard, it watered :drool:!

    He made his way around the tower until he reached the interrogation room, locked! "Dammit":cursing:, he started mocking the people inside until they've had enough. They bolted out of the door to yell:yell:, and Wulf stealthed in .


    Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of "Wulf needs a Human Shield"...

    Will Wulf be torn assunder in a pit of alligators?
    Will Wulf be stretched apart on the torture rack?
    Will Wulf rescue the Princess?

    To Be Continued.... ( Round Robin Style )
     
  3. Wulf2k

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    Pfft. Anybody who knows me would immediately point out that the helper deserved whatever fate befell him by virtue of not being awesome enough to escape it.

    The pack horse however would have to be avenged, as it would have cost me a few thousand gold. NOBODY COSTS ME MY OWN GOLD! NOBODY!
     
  4. Hattori Hanzo

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    Pretty funny.
     
  5. nightstalker22

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    I left the story unfinished, to be continued round robin style!

    Anyone care to pick up on it and tell a piece of the story?

    Round robin stories are fun, a different author could add a whole new perspective, or take things in an entirely different direction. Just leave the ending open to continue so the next author has something to work with! :D
     
  6. Wulf2k

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    "And then Wulf went to see strippers."
     
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    "With a roll of nickels to toss."
     
  8. Wulf2k

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    They'll also accept Monopoly money if they're strung out enough, and you don't plan on returning.