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Minions wanted, apply within.

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Wulf2k, Jun 13, 2005.

  1. Wulf2k

    Wulf2k Stratics Legend
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    Seeking minion, for possibly dangerous farming expedition sometime today.

    Main requirement is an IQ over 50, everything else can be worked around.

    Completed char is not a requirement, PM for details.
     
  2. Guest

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    *looks at time*

    6 more hours until I'm home from work.
    I knew I should've called in sick today!
     
  3. Wulf2k

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    On a completely unrelated topic....

    How much does the Pixie Swatter sell for these days?
     
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    ohhh mini onions. I like gibsons much better than martini's anyday. And you going to farm them for me? I never knew that farming mini onions was dangerous work, but then again, I've never done it.
     
  5. Guest

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    I never knew that farming mini onions was dangerous work, but then again, I've never done it.

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    Of course its dangerous!!
    Your eyes begin to tear and then you cant see where you are going.
    One could easily fall into a lava pit or worse yet, end up in Luna!
     
  6. Guest

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    Wow, I never knew that. I'll just have to have Wulf harvest my mini onions for me then. Although it looks more like he stands in the field with a sack and asks for volunteers instead of actually picking them himself. And in that case I can see why it's dangerous for the mini onions.
     
  7. Wulf2k

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    .....When I rule the world, you are so getting eaten by ants....
     
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    Be afraid! Be very afraid !!!

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  9. Guest

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    Pffftt! What self-respecting minion would apply after hearing of the golem incident??

    -Skylark
     
  10. Wulf2k

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    Minions have self-respect?
     
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    They do indeed...and being an effective minion is a noble calling, almost as high as being a serving boy.

    Besides, this is the new millenium. Ask not what your minions can do for you...ask what you can do for your minions. [​IMG]

    -Skylark
     
  12. riffraff

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    [​IMG]
    someone has to be the piss boy.
     
  13. Guest

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    Forgive my ignorance of the English language... I don't know what a minion is :( I know the blue things which pick up arrows through the graveyard fence, but I somehow doubt that that is the traditional meaning of the word.

    So I looked it up at www.dictionary.com:

    minĀ·ion Audio pronunciation of "minion" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mnyn)
    n.

    1. An obsequious follower or dependent; a sycophant.
    2. A subordinate official.
    3. One who is highly esteemed or favored; a darling.

    Unfortunately this makes no sense to me at all... anyone care to explain to me in easy words what a minion is? Thanks in advance.

    Kind regards
     
  14. riffraff

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    they fall somewhere inbetween a servant and an assistant. (closer to being a servant). I.E. Diablo has many minions in hell.