Okay, maybe I don't have the heart of a Warlock. Maybe I should stick with Warriors and Paladins and just bang on things with whatever's handy. But I'm trying to push the envelope. So I have this Warlock. Level 30-something. With minions. Is it my imagination, or are all these minions kind of lame? Or am I not playing them correctly? To whit: 1. Midgit Gargoyle Dude (okay, I can't remember what he's called)--A) you have the critter attack first, the baddie comes, steps on him, then begins banging on you, which hurts because you're only wearing cloth, or B)you attack baddie with ranged spells, he comes up and begins banging on you, critter helps, and eventually you end up slightly better than in A) because the critter is still alive. You, on the other hand, look like Beetle Bailey after the Sarge is done with him. Evaluation: Gargoyle Dude sucks. 2. Blueberry--A) you have the critter attack first and tank for you. As a tank, my hunter's bear and tiger are a lot better. You stay back, nail with ranged spells, and draw aggro, getting pounded on. B) You attack baddie first, and you end up like Beetle Bailey again. Evaluation: Blueberry doesn't suck as bad as Gargoyle Dude. 3. Beeyotch with Wings--A) you have the critter attack first, the baddie steps on her, then starts banging on you. B) You attack first, baddie starts banging on you straightaway, and the Beeyotch makes funny sounds with her whip, not doing much damage. End result: Beetle Bailey Syndrome. Evalutaion: Worse than Gargoyle Dude because it's a waste of a soul stone. So what am I doing wrong?