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My Favorite In-Game Mesage

Discussion in 'UHall' started by uoBuoY, Nov 23, 2008.

  1. uoBuoY

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    "You're going to get lucky in about an hour or so."

    From the 10th Anni Sculpture

    Cracks me up everytime
     
  2. Cogniac

    Cogniac Grand Inquisitor
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    "You have worn out your tool."
     
  3. Katlene

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    Ive always liked the ones from scissors!

    "Didn't your parents ever tell you not to run with scissors in your hand?"
    followed by
    "Ha! you missed"
    or
    "That was an encouter you dont wish to repeat"
    or
    "That doesn't seem like the smartest thing to do."

    Dunno why but they have always made me giggle.
     
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  4. Basara

    Basara UO Forum Moderator
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    Giving boards to a carpenter NPC...



    [​IMG]

    I don't know what's more disturbing - the accidental pr0n or the fact that it's a female NPC stating it to a male character...
     
  5. Vexxed

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    I was making some fukiya darts the other day and back to back got these...

    "You have worn out your tool.."

    Followed by..

    "You do not have enough wood for that" (or quite close) :lick:
     
  6. Lady Michelle

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    While I was out taming I accidently target a player. and I got the message this is not a animal.
     
  7. Fink

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    Most Favourite:
    "You feel that such an action would be inappropriate."
    From using Taste ID on another character



    Least favourite:
    "You can only skin dead creatures."
    I want to be able to skin live ones :(
     
  8. PsychoKinetic

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    "Dost thou think that is air thine art breathing?"
     
  9. trammelite

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    "Microsoft Windows has discovered a problem with UO:KR and is shutting down the application"

    (more or less correctly translated from the german crash message)
     
  10. Frarc

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    "You can not see that" while you standing next to a Balron while you try to tell your pet to attack it. :)
     
  11. Nat/Bella

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    Back when people actually hung out at taverns, we would buy a blank book, and type in "A date with (insert a player's name). Then you drop it on the innkeeper, who would say: "A date with so-and so? I have no use for this."
     
  12. christy1221

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    When you try to party an npc and they say "Nay, I would rather stay here and watch a nail rust" :D
     
  13. Lord Kotan

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    You're luck has ran out!

    When the hour luck runs out :)
     
  14. kittykat

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    after pub 55 with the new plants, when you set them to deco they'd say "I'm here!" Always made me giggle, sadly they fixed that in pub 56 (guessing it was some kind of internal debugging stuff that let them know the plants were deco'ed - but I thought it was cute hehe).
     
  15. 5% Luck

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    I got this message the other day and couldnt figure out how i got it

    That statue has no soul.

    morbid..

    ws in wind and it wasnt an npc message its just appeared on the left.
     
  16. Kill them! KIll them all

    Anyone else get this message alot at the side of the screen or am i the only black rock infected person here???
     
  17. Demonous

    Demonous Rares Fest Host | Ches Jul 2010
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    You not quite done yet. Get back to work!
     
  19. Lair Spirit

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    "Take a look at my goods"

    From the female and male player run vendors. The dressed and the... not so dressed.
     
  20. Der Rock

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    that location is blocked
    that location is blocked
    that location is blocked
    fizzles
    fizzles
    that location is blocked
    that location is blocked
    fizzles
    fizzles
    fizzles

    that i call fun with a 115 mage :(
     
  21. christy1221

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    Tear them to pieces!

    Hrmph. Well maybe another time then
     
  22. Blesh

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    Try to taste ID a a keg on your packie. you will see

    "you can not taste other peoples goods"

    :lick:
     
  23. Norrar

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    You are Dead

    and...

    Thou Deserv'st a Second Chance

    how many chances do i need? I have to be on at least my..*thinks*

    hmm...should hit 5000 today....

    that is all...
     
  24. Barania

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    I don't really have a favorite but the one that I hate the most, playing on Siege, is that crazy gump that comes up when you want to gate somewhere when you really do and it asks you if you want to go and then on the return trip warns/asks you again if you want to come back. I mean come on....you play in a land where you can get whacked just about anywhere and you have to get quizzed about whether you want to enter a gate. The quizzes can mean death.

    Although not a message, the black pearl that spawn in Moonglow in the early morning and don't work have always bothered me.

    Jack Nickelson
     
  25. Hildebrand

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    Try giving an NPC a "shaft"
    *giggles*
     
  26. Dodger

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    The irony is funny?