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Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Wulf2k, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. Wulf2k

    Wulf2k Stratics Legend
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    Just kidding.

    I just like making Kelmo's blood pressure go up.

    *pokes at Kelmo with a stick*
     
  2. kelmo

    kelmo Old and in the way
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    Sad... I remember a time when you had minions to do this sort of thing... *tosses a coin*
     
  3. Wulf2k

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    A minion arrived just the other day
    He came to Siege in the usual way
    But there were blues to catch,
    and reds to slay
    He learned to PK while I was away,
    and he was
    Gankin 'fore I knew it,
    and as he grew, he said:
    I'm gonna be like you, Wulf,
    You know I'm gonna be like you

    And the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon
    Little minion blue and the man on the moon
    When you comin' home, minion,
    I don't know when
    But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
    You know we'll have a good time then.

    My minion turned legendary just the other day,
    he said
    Thanks for the dagger, Wulf,
    come on let's play
    Can you teach me to stab,
    I said not today,
    I got a lot to do,
    he said that's okay
    And he walked away but his smile never dimmed,
    he said
    I'm gonna be like him, yeah
    You know I'm gonna be like him.

    And the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon
    Little minion blue and the man on the moon
    When you comin' home, minion,
    I don't know when
    But we'll have a good time then
    You know we'll have a good time then.

    Well he came from Doom just the other day
    So much like a red I just had to say
    Minion, I'm proud of you,
    can we sit for a while?
    He shook his head, and said, with a smile
    What I'd really like, Wulf,
    is to borrow the golden skulls
    See ya later, can I have them please?

    And the cat's in the cradle,
    and the silver spoon
    Little minion blue and the man on the moon
    When you comin' home, minion,
    I don't know when
    But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
    You know we'll have a good time then.

    I've long since retired,
    my minion's moved away
    I called him up just the other day.
    I said, I'd like to see you,
    if you don't mind, he said
    I'd love to, Wulf,
    if I could find the time.
    You see my new guild's a hassle and the leader's just a newb
    But it's been sure nice talkin' to you, yeah
    Sure nice talkin' to you.
    And as I hung up the phone it occured to me,
    He'd grown up just like me, yeah.
    My minion was just like me.

    And the cat's in the cradle,
    and the silver spoon
    Little minion blue and the man on the moon
    When you comin' home, minion,
    I don't know when
    But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
    You know we'll have a good time then.
     
  4. Aislin*SP

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    Nice, Wulf. As a fan of the original, I enjoyed that.

    -- Aislin
     
  5. Amanda Shade

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    In my opinion, one of the saddest songs ever written.

    Oh, and I don't need gold anymore. somebody was kind enough to give me some, in trade for some other items.
     
  6. Skylark SP

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    Very nice, Wulf...but in the time it took you to type out those lyrics, an entire generation of potential minions who were originally just dying to apply probably just died of old age. ;)

    -Skylark
     
  7. Daleth

    Daleth Guest

    I need gold because no one believes me that i know all the ppl who have these idocs and no one will give me the loot!
     
  8. Idahoan

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    Help me... to help you....:thumbup: