Has the recent rise in zombie activity got you down? Tired of seeing your doppelganger chase after the brains of your friends and enemies without a souvenir? The Great Lakes Role-Play Community (GLRPC) has your back! We are proud to announce the “Mortuary of the Honored” Halloween bone clearinghouse located just southeast of the Yew moongate on the edge of the Yew suburb of Nameless Rune (74o 37’N, 36o 45’W) in Trammel. Many eager morticians from around the realm have come together to ensure that the bones of the dearly departed find their way to a place of honor. You will find the bones arranged in alphabetical order and priced at a nominal 10gp. Bones found with a special hue will be personally returned to their proper owner. (Please see the bulletin board within the mortuary to see the list of names.) Those who find uninterred remains may place them in the mailboxes along the southern edge of the mortuary. Our staff will swiftly ensure their inclusion amongst the honored dead.