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Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Fanta(Siege), Dec 9, 2009.

  1. Fanta(Siege)

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    I have a new player who just started siege at the guild house waiting for someone to put him into NEW...
     
  2. Luka Melehan

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    *waves welcome to the new person*
     
  3. Wulf2k

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    I hereby volunteer to head the sweatshop branch of NEW.

    Anybody that isn't claimed by NEW within 20 minutes shall be dropped off at my place for tattooing and castration. Keeps em from wandering, y'see.

    They shall then be released in the sheep pens and be forced to give me 100 wool per hour. Failure to comply will result in re-castration.
     
  4. insanepete

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    how exactly do you recastrate someone? also what about girls do they get spayed?
     
  5. Wulf2k

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    No, females will be forced to train magery until they can polymorph into a male.

    Castrated males will also have to polymorph into males for their re-castration.
     
  6. Luka Melehan

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    at least he isn't making them polymorph into sheep or apes
     
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  8. Bruin

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    I'm hoping that the new person was taken care of? If not i'll be on and off for the rest of the night. ICQ 4842047
     
  9. Wulf2k

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    Aww, Bruin has a lower ICQ # than I do.

    ...Carry on.
     
  10. Thanks Fanta, as you know I icq'd the new guy last night but I'm still waiting for him to get back to me, if you see him tonight give him Bruins icq as well would you?