So I log in last night and wander around a bit. I step into some new gate in Luna bank and then I am at the Brit training castle or what not. Wow, did they finally move the brit gate from way the heck over there to somewhere closer to town? Cool. I step in that gate and suddenly I am ganked by some sort of lizard things with axes. My newbie shoes and straw hat are no match and I die in a furry of dorkness. I still had newb status, too and I still get ganked. Welcome back to UO, Sirkus! So I make my way back to the Luna bank and stand around in my underwear waiting for some old friends to show up and rescue me. Some chick shows up in her underwear (she needed a tan..) and holds a lantern. She takes up a place right next to me. She kept pinching my rear end and winking at me, until I had a wee bit of gas from the pot roast I ate before (that's a different thread on a different forum...). I think she lost interest after that. I guess I need to GM Anatomy in order for the hot chicks to dig me. Boink -Sirk!