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[NEWS] Escort Needed (Event)

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by IanJames, Sep 21, 2009.

  1. IanJames

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    Siege Perilous being a land fraught with dangers makes it necessary for the formation of an Escort for Queen Zhah of Ter Mur on her visit to Queen Dawn in Britian. Those wishing to aid and assist in ensuring Queen Zhah are asked to gather at the Britain Counselor's Guild Hall before being led to the Britain Moongate to meet the Queen's entourage.

    Meeting Time: 7pm EST Wed. September the 23rd.
    Place: West Britian Counselor's Guild Hall Further instruction will be given at that time.
     
  2. IanJames

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    FYI, this is the exact same day and time as the next House of Commons chat. So unless the EM wants to move his event, you will have to choose if you had interest in participating in both.
     
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    What if I don't know who Queen Zhah is but want to demand a fee from her for safe passage, lest her royal blood find its way to the pavement?
     
  4. Vortex

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    Pretty sure she would pwn you.
     
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    The trick is to throw dirty laundry and sandwich ingredients at her feet. The dual X chromosome takes over, resulting in either blinding rage, or clean laundry and a nice snack.

    Either way, she's off balance enough that VICTORY IS MINE!
     
  6. Troop

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    Unless Queen Zhah is wearing purple shoes, I would be very leary about this escort. It might be a trap!
     
  7. Tiberius

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    Blond, Brunette, or red head?
     
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    Or she starts crying, making you feel guilty. You feel so guilty that you end up doing the laundry instead and she whacks you while you are distracted. :twak:
     
  9. Wulf2k

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    Luckily, I farmed up 40 life force and can use Emotion Ignore for one hour. As long as I don't hit her by accident, then not even Emotion Ignore can save me.
     
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    Pftttttttttttttttttt too many darn Queens on this shard as is.

    This is Siege ! No one escorts my Queen Zen around Siege.

    Soooo she can either up her magery to pop her self a moongate,
    learn stealthing like I do, or she can claim an Ankh of Sacrafice vet reward to get herself a res, OR... DIE WITH DIGNITY like this Queen, oft does on Siege !

    pfffffffft I am not escorting some other Queen around Siege, just cuz she's some pampered helpless on Siege royal, or something ! We really should escort her to a Siege style IDOC ! :)

    Some womenz sheesh !
    JK

    :)
     
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    All in favour of X-ing her in with energy fields, and leaving her to the wolves?
     
  12. Uvtha

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    of course ill be at work yet again.
     
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    If it makes you feel better, I can dig up a shadow elemental and let you cast on it for a half hour.

    To get you into the spirit I can start off by saying, "Ok, this is the evil shadow elemental Shadolomental, and he's trying to take over Brittania because King Pickaxia has disturbed his ancestral home."

    Then I'll dye a hat a special colour and throw it on the corpse, after you're forced to kill it with wrestling.
     
  14. Roland'

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    Sounds like a typical UO event to me.