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[News] Missing Persons Alert

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Brytt, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. Brytt

    Brytt Seasoned Veteran
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    **********Missing Persons Alert**********

    Brother Duncan, friar of the Order of Pragmatic Wisdom (formerly, Brother Duncan's Home for Wayward Girls), contacted the Freeborn Press this morning to advise that the Cloister seems to be missing one Sister Moira Ó Caiside.

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    Sister Moira stands about 5'3" and is slender, with reddish-brown hair. She was last seen visiting with an editor of the Freeborn Press, who has been questioned by the town guard but is not under suspicion.

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    The Cloister of the Order of Pragmatic Wisdom is located north of the shrine of Justice in Trammel. It is rumored that this Virtue is Moira's preferred spiritual mantra, as it carries significant weight among all of Brother Duncan's girls.

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    Brother Duncan expressed particular concern that Sister Moira may be somewhat naive, not accustomed to the ways of the modern world, having seldom left his care since her seclusion. He indicated that she is of the utmost virtue and conservative faith and would be easily recognizable by her devout values.

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    She is said to have an outgoing demeanor and makes friends easily.

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    The friar also indicated that her hobbies include interior decoration, gardening, and folding paper.

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    Brother Duncan expressed great concern that Moira may be out in a world that means her harm and she is, no doubt, terrified, lost, and confused.

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    Anyone who spots Sister Moira is requested to direct her toward any town guard or return her to the Cloister of the Order of Pragmatic Wisdom.

    With thanks,

    The Freeborn Press
     
  2. MasterP

    MasterP Guest

    Can i keep her and put her to work with my adult entertainment instead?
     
  3. SuperKen

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    I think you have to be an adult first to be adultly entertained.
     
  4. MasterP

    MasterP Guest

    Pfft...I was going to have you in the movie...Now i dont think i want to.
     
  5. Petra Fyde

    Petra Fyde Peerless Chatterbox
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    Heckling the press is unfriendly. pvp thread is thataway ^.
     
  6. MasterP

    MasterP Guest

    Can me and SK keep you then? I can pay an hourly rate!!