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[NEWS] MT Announces Chicken Fight

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Sara Of Baja, Oct 16, 2008.

  1. Sara Of Baja

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    Mage Tower Chicken Fights

    When: Sunday, November 2nd
    Time: 5 p.m. Pacific (8 p.m. Eastern)
    Location: Grand Arena (Malas, south of Luna) ​

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    One chicken per person. Each person that enters will need to bring a book with their name, and the name of their chicken. Two books will be drawn in random order for each round. Winners of each round will face each other in the same fashion until we have a grand champion. It will be a fight to the death -- you are NOT allowed to heal your chicken. Once your round is completed you may heal your chicken.

    (I highly suggest that each person tame a "Greater Chicken", not a normal chicken. The stats are very different between the two. Greater chickens can be found in the Jhelom Farms. Just keep killing the normal chickens until a Greater spawns.)

    We will see who has the Strongest Cock in MT...or chicken that is.

    There is currently 3.6 million in prize money!​

    There will be prizes for:​
    1st place
    2nd place
    3rd place
    4th place
    5th place

    Please note: If you are not currently a member of MT, you will have to temporarily join the guild before the start of the tournament to compete in this event as it is being held in Trammel.

    Spectators are encouraged to attend and cheer on their favorites!

    Note from Sara: The time on this event was changed from November 1 to November 2, by Ivan of MT to avoid a possible conflict with the Baja Monster Mash crawl that is scheduled on November 1.
     
  2. SuperKen

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    'Nuff said.

    I'll be there.
     
  3. Sara Of Baja

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    When I read the announcement, and again when I was getting it ready to post on the forum, I wondered who would be the first to pickup on that line! You win, SuperKen! :D
     
  4. Papadom

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    Where can I tame a greater Chicken?
     
  5. Ivan - MT

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    Jhelom farms. Keep killing the normal chickens until a greater spawns. Shouldn't take you to long to get your bird.
     
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    Please note there has been a change in date and time for this event.
     
  8. Ceno of MT

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    And train it VERY well, our last one we held, the mightest cock was able to kill a player!
     
  9. Papadom

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    What do you feed a chicken?

    Whats the best was to train one?
     
  10. Xel The Wanderer

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    If I see a super chicken flatulating atomic egg projectiles at unsuspecting victims, then it's time to get the Hibachi grill ready. Chicken katsu for everyone! I'm just sayin'... :lol:

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  11. Locker

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    Cluck Norris must die.

    All hail McNugget, the cock of change!
     
  12. Oriana

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    I had the ....ehmm privilege of getting my poor hen beat by Cluck Norris last time. This Time Henrietta will prevail!!!
     
  13. Papadom

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    What do you feed a chicken?

    Whats the best way to train one?

    Can you bond with one?
     
  14. Oriana

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    What do you feed a chicken? Hay bought from a farmer

    Whats the best way to train one?
    Start on mongbats be prepared to heal a lot, then move up the food chain. I usually go to hinds then great harts. Then bulls. Oh goodness It's been so long and Henrietta is only about half done. Lizardmen then trolls or ettins. Don't overwhelm them though to start with but it can be done and is great for starting out a new tamer to gain vet with. but very doable with any char with healing spells. I've never trained one against a shadow ele so not sure what to tell you there.

    Can you bond with one? Yes
     
  15. Ivan - MT

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    What do you feed a chicken? Hay purchased from a farmer.

    Whats the best way to train one? Start off on another chicken until it gets its HP up some. Then work it off other low end farm critters. Keep working your way up the ladder. Mines about 2/3rds trained is all and it eats up Bulls like nothing. Takes down Ogres also...hehe Just make sure to bond your chicken before training. Death early on is very easy.

    Can you bond with one? Yes, feed it, stable it and wait 1 week.


    As for Cluck Norris...hmm....that bird won at our last Cock fight event. For those unaware of Cluck Norris, this bird is a steroid filled max out bird....and I mean maxed out completely. After the last tourney ended, someone sicked a fresh frenzy on it.....chicken promptly ate it. It then decided to take out James our animal trainer member....ate him with some effort. I could post a screeny of this birds stats, but I wouldn't want to scare any possible new contestants away.
    Fun times these Cock Fights...lol:thumbup1:
     
  16. Yalp

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    No worries ... we have a kid...errr chickennapping plan in place to get Cluck Norris prior to the start of the competition. Suffice it to say, if his owner pays huge sums of chicken scratch he can get him back in time.
     
  17. Obsession 1

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    I can already see the headlines,

    "Man steals another mans cock; Yalp caught in a cock ring of thieves".

    Haha good stuff.
     
  18. Yalp

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    Or...
    MAN wakes to find cock missing.. Searchers Rally!
    Wooo hooO!
    :thumbup1:
     
  19. Obsession 1

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    I sure hope that any evidence uncovered in this mystery doesn't include photo's of the missing cock.
     
  20. Ivan - MT

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    I could post a picture of the cock in question....but the real question is could everyone here handle it if I did?
     
  21. Sara Of Baja

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    The posts here have me laughing so hard!!!! You guys are SOOOO bad. :lol:
     
  22. Yalp

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    Try not to use the wide angle lens with that picture... "objects appear larger in mirror"
     
  23. Ivan - MT

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    Sounds like a dare!
     
  24. Oriana

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    I turn my back......you guys are nuts. It's been a rough couple a days, thanks for the laughs!!

    Is it a cock or pullet?






    (Oh yes I went there)
     
  25. Yalp

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    oh no she DIDN"T!
     
  26. Ivan - MT

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    I hope not.....
     
  27. Obsession 1

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    Cock or pullet? I thought pullet was something you did to the cock. Either way yall are perverted.

    Good stuff here, you guys are keeping me laughing in the office on this one.
     
  28. Oriana

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    Silly..you never heard that joke then.

    Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking.

    Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "Cocks 4 Sale." He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock was. "A cock is a rooster," the farmer replied. So the doctor bought a cock and put it in the back of his truck.

    The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying, "Pullets 4 Sale." The doctor pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. "A pullet is a hen," the farmer replied. "But sometimes a cock and pullet will fight, so watch out." So the doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way. Down the road a bit, there was another sign saying, "Asses 4 Sale."

    So the doctor pulled over again to ask. "An ass is a donkey," the farmer repied. "But watch out because this donkey is different. If he gets scared, he'll sit down and won't move until you scratch his belly."

    The doctor thanked this farmer and turned around to head home. Well, in the road was a broken bottle and the doctor's truck ran over it. Pop!!!! The sound made the cock and pullet started to fight and the donkey sat on the spare tire.

    A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if the doctor needed help. The doctor, wanting to sound like a professional farmer, replied, "Yes, I need help.

    Will you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass???"


    PS I truly apologize to MT for derailing the thread. I've been in a mood lol.
     
  29. Mama Faith

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    *ROFLMBO* You are ALL WACKO! If the cock fights end up being as much fun as this post is, a good time is guaranteed. :danceb:
     
  30. Oriana

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    Hey Mama!!! I know I owe you a really long email. I promise I'll get to it.:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug: All around!!
     
  31. Yalp

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    well.. we are known for having a wild time on team speak during these events ;) where the merits of the cocks are debated until they are neutered.
     
  32. Oriana

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    Oh that reminds me I need to get a new mic and headset!!
     
  33. Ivan - MT

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    TS & guild / alliance chat within MT has been just like this thread for the past 2 weeks.....makes me wonder who's idea this was to begin with...lol:D
     
  34. Oriana

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    So I have you to blame in the end!!!!





    Nevermind that I did more than my fair share of egging this on!!
     
  35. Mama Faith

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    Silly city woman. They weren't fighting! *LOL* I'll never forget the first time I saw that so-called fighting when I was a little girl growing up on a farm. I ran into the house yelling and crying that the rooster was killing a chicken. Mom just smiled at me patiently and told me not to worry about it. Being a sensitive little girl, I decided to take care of it by myself. I grabbed a big stick and knocked that rooster to the ground. Sure showed him not to pick on those poor hens. *snicker*
     
  36. Oriana

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    I not a city woman!! Well ok maybe a lil now, but I grew up and spent a bit of time on farms. The first thing I remember "fighting" was cats, I sorta got the gist but my poor lil sister, had to make a comment..... "Mom why is Tater pumping up on Princess??" The whole family about hit the ground in laughter and poor Wendy just stood there confused. LOL

    Ok back to the Chicken fights!! LOL

    This is going to be awesome!!

    *runs to train Henreitta more*
     
  37. Ceno of MT

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    I personally like "Man caught with cock in hands"
    or...
    "Man caught while stopping to calm other mans raging cock"
     
  38. Ivan - MT

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    Less than a week to go until this Sundays Cock fight! Remember that the current Champion Cluck Norris WILL be going down this year.:stretcher:
     
  39. uoBuoY

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    I bet that Cluck Norris has a little pecker.
     
  40. Oriana

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    A bump to remind people of this fantastic event!!! Henrietta is almost ready!!!
     
  41. Oriana

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    Well Henrietta was ready and kicked BUTT!! ok sorry I'm excitable after winning the Cock fights and proving Pullets reign then holding the Baja Monster Mash Weekend Finale with Sara, Lil Debi, chocolat and Wildstar. It's been a great night. Pics and stories to follow in the morning.
     
  42. Ivan - MT

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    That was a badass bird you had Oriana! We'll be having another Cock fight sometime down the road and when there isn't a UO event happening...hehe
     
  43. Dang....me and Cluck Norris didn't even know this was happening. :(

    Sorry we missed it.