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[NEWS] SI Spawn Raided By ...

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Sara Of Baja, Apr 24, 2010.

  1. Sara Of Baja

    Sara Of Baja Certifiable
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    SI Spawn Raided by Girl Scouts
    as told by Airhaun [SI] ​


    A few weeks ago or so, (I forget the exact date as the events were so terrifying I have tried to put it out of my mind) SI was spawning Destard peacefully and undisturbed. With visions of fame, fortune and a “Lieutenant of the Britannian Royal Guard” Sash or 120 Magery Powerscroll, we went about advancing the spawn.​


    Out of the corner of my eye I spotted a greenish glow. At first glance I thought it was just another Lizardman. But then I saw it…. “Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?” She was not alone! There were at least 3 or 4 more skipping along behind her towards me. A Girl Scout had somehow found her way inside Destard dungeon!!


    I could only assume she made it past the Greater Dragons by bribing them with her cookies. I was crouched behind a rather large stalagmite hoping they hadn’t seen me. I resisted the urge to run as to not give away my position; Girl Scouts are known to be notoriously persistent and no pouch of gold is safe. Girl Scout cookies are known throughout the land for their delicious taste; even the most brave and noble knight or wise magician has been known to succumb to their allure.



    When I felt I could escape, I ran back to warn the rest of my party. If I could get to them in-time perhaps a mage could cast a spell of cookie protection to fight off the evil temptations for cookies. The warning was heard and as we gathered together the spell was cast. The spell’s strength was weakened dramatically by the combined forces of the cookie wielding girl scouts. We were able to continue advancing the spawn but the Girl Scouts, undeterred continued their advance.


    “Would you like to buy some delicious girl scout cookies?”


    The evening ended with the champ Rikktor slumped dead on the dungeon floor, our gold pouches empty and our stomachs full. We did our best to resist the appeal of the Girl Scouts and their cookies and of their disastrous effects but in the end the Girl Scouts prevailed. Heed the warning of this tale. If ever you are out slaying beasts in the forest or dungeons and a Girl Scout comes skipping along, run away as fast as you can, lest you find another victim to delicious Girl Scout cookies and pants that don’t fit.



    The Girl Scouts would like to thank SI, [email protected], and everyone else in Destard who purchased cookies and help protect the Scouts. A special thanks to Maci [SI], The Walking Dead [[email protected]], and Charlie [[email protected]] for escorting the Girl Scouts through the Star Room, answering the girls' questions, and waiting for Girl Scout Edith when she paused to pray at the altar there.

  2. RawHeadRex

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  3. catship

    catship Guest

    would love to have seen that
  4. Mama Faith

    Mama Faith Sage
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    May 13, 2008
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    Excellent story! I love those Girl Scouts. :heart:
  5. elf_biscuit

    elf_biscuit Guest

    This might just be the best UO news report ever.
  6. Yalp

    Yalp Guest

    * snicker snicker* tee hee.
  7. Lady Tiger

    Lady Tiger Guest

    those girl scouts sound dangerous...
  8. Thank you for the cookies. :)
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