Low funds getting you down? Have the urge to make your home your palace, but don't have enough simoleons to upgrade from outhouse to indoor plumbing? Tell us about it. No, really, tell us about it ... EAL/TSO Stratics is hosting the first (and only) "Win a Million" Essay Contest. To participate, write an essay (at least 250 words) that explains what it is you think you would do with 1,000,000 simoleons. Your essay can be about a dream you might not ever actually implement, or concrete plans you would like to put in place as soon as the million was in your sim's bank account. If you've always wanted to pet pull, have a disposable wardrobe, give every sim in the world a present, attempt crafting, or build a dream home but lack the funds, now is the time to shout it out. A million simoleons are waiting for you and your sim. Spread the word - essays must be received by 11:59 pm CST Sunday, June 8 to be considered. Winners will be announced the week of June 9. Essays must be at least 250 words. If you would like to write something longer, please feel free. To enter, email your entry with "Win a Million" in the subject line title to aster at stratics.com. Be sure to state the sim name in EA-Land (sorry, no TC3 funds available) and your Stratics handle name. Winning essays may be published to the main page of EAL/TSO Stratics. Good luck!