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[NEWS] Trial of Kaylor McKairin - 4/21/2009

Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by Norrar, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. Norrar

    Norrar Lore Master
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    The trial for the alleged criminal Kaylor McKairin has been set for the date of April 21st, 2009.

    Charged with such crimes as Assault, Tresspassing, Attempted Murder, Escape from Custody and Sexual Harrassment by the Purple Guardians of HONOR (PGoH), Kaylor's trial is to be held the the 21st at 9 PM in the eastern skies at the Courthouse in Aegis.

    The trial will be open to all.

    Directions leading to the Courthouse to follow shortly.

    Let us, as noble citizens, see which way the Scales of Justice tip.
     
  2. kinney42

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    Sexual Harrassment? Are you serious? come on.
     
  3. Scarst

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    He is very serious it's RP haha

    And yet again he forgot murder.
     
  4. Flutter

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    You RP sexual harassment?

    *thine breasts are like jugs of fine mead bar wench!*
     
  5. Aedon Durreah

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    LOL, Yeah that is the one charge that really amused me. I do not even think they knew of such charges durring times of Knights and wizards.

    Now I could have seen him being charged with ravishing the wife of another man.

    Aegis does not even have such a charge on their law books. We may have to use the common horse thievery in order to have something to actually charge the lad with.
     
  6. Aedon Durreah

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    How about excessive wenching? Nah, no such thing. How could there ever be too much of that?
     
  7. Black Sun

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    Excessive wenching?
    Sounds like a barmaid who over eats.
     
  8. Mustarik

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    My "Town Crier" says that three of those charges are "Inappropriate." I think he ASSumes too much.

    hehehe

    --Mustarik
     
  9. Bob_the_fart_guy

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  10. Bob_the_fart_guy

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    Flutter, you just made me spit beer all over my keyboard! Hah!
     
  11. Shioni

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    Should tag on burning down taverns since they never could find the three who started those fires lol ;)
     
  12. Scarst

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    Yeah those people were masterminds, especially the squirrel in a robe.

    Also, I myself do not RP sexual harrassment. I do however find it amusing.
     
  13. RJA

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    the 'sexual harassment' was a kiss on the neck by a vampire in actuality and the charge is now changed to 'uninvited advance upon a lady'.

    hope this helps. :)

    kaylor
     
  14. Renneb

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    Sexual harassment is NOT a crime.... Its a profession for a pirate har!!
     
  15. Aedon Durreah

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    LOL true,. But then Aedon never had much faith in the ability of the Guardians to hunt down the desparado trio. On a side note, I could see them in the act from my house and I have to say it was the cutest crime in history.