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Oceania's Picture & Jokes thread

Discussion in 'UO Oceania' started by Ovrkill, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. Ovrkill

    Ovrkill Guest

    Rules:​


    1: No Pornography
    :talktothehand:
    2: No insulting pictures towards other members of the Oceania Community
    :coco:
    3: No Trolling
    :loser:
    4: No Personal Insults
    :next:
    5: No fighting
    :sword:
    6: No provoking
    :lick:
    7: Good clean fun at all times
    :danceb:
    8: Dont break the ROC
    :please:


    This thread will last as long as you people keep it the way it should be. It wont work unless you all work together and keep the trash out of this thread.

    Please do not reply to a post that you know is breaking the ROC, it will only get you in trouble as well, thats if you also break the ROC with your reply, just hit the report post button ([​IMG]) so a moderator can take care of the infraction.

    and remember.....



    :postpics:
     
  2. Ovrkill

    Ovrkill Guest

    As Requested....

     
  3. Dain

    Dain Guest

    Whats red and bubbly and taps on the window?






















































    A baby in a microwave!
     
  4. Katlene

    Katlene Guest

    did you hear the one about the 2 baked beans that went up to queensland?

    they ended up in cairns
     
  5. thenow

    thenow Guest

    Whats got 4 legs and one arm?



    A hungry pitball dog.



    When I first came to aussie from NZ I saw written on a wall
    Australia- four
    New Zealand- sex
    and thought, 'as often is the outcome'.
     
  6. Septimus

    Septimus Guest

    Whats Brown and Sticky....



    A Stick
     
  7. Daniella-EOB

    Daniella-EOB Guest

    Ok so I was really bored the other night and this was the outcome.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. I think you covered the floor with bandages for some reason that picture went a little strange and ended up with BIG BIG white surroundings.
     
  9. Daniella-EOB

    Daniella-EOB Guest

    Ok fixed it for you now u can see the full picture properly. :p
     
  10. what a fine community service - clean bandages for all.
     
  11. Daniella-EOB

    Daniella-EOB Guest

    Hehe, they weren't my bandies just saw a whole lot stacked so thought I might put them to good use. Oh and that would be the second time i've decorated Luna with bandies (I get really bored really fast). Hope some other people might take up the decorating Luna buisness.
     
  12. Fink

    Fink Guest

    It's the Richard Simmons salad diet! :sad2:

    [​IMG]

    One giant fruit and a whole lotta veggies..
     
  13. Teeshy

    Teeshy Guest

    That's, so.. wrong.
     

  14. I am never eating vegies or fruit again and it is all your fault fink.
     
  15. auugg neither am I that so very gross!!!:eek:
     
  16. Septimus

    Septimus Guest

    Fink, why do you hate us so?
     
  17. Ovrkill

    Ovrkill Guest

    uh huh, Fink actually super imposed Richard Simmons head onto that, what he didnt tell you was that he posed for the picture himself....

    its really the Ya-Fink-a-Diet
     
  18. JediSith

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    What do you call 40 greek women in a sauna?



    A: Gorrillias in the Mist
     
  19. Fink

    Fink Guest

    Lies! I don't have a Speedo tan line! :talktothehand:
     
  20. von Beck

    von Beck Guest

  21. Mmm Let me see for a good one.

    Ok whats black and white going thunk thunk thunk going down a hill ?

    An OREO Cookie
     
  22. Fink

    Fink Guest

    By popular(?!) demand..

    [​IMG]

    Left to Right:
    Trousers McGee, Jodhpurs von Zeppelin, Knickerbockers Saint Claire, & Pants Clementine.
    (AKA Trouse, Jodhpurs, Claire & Clem)
     
  23. Katlene

    Katlene Guest

    awwwwwwww tooo cute!!
    *cyber pats*
     
  24. awww so cute I use to have a pet mouse called Dartanion - but I had to give him away as my mum kept trying to kill him....mostly by accident.

    And hubby wont let me get a pet rat. I don't know how they would cope with a 2 years olds attention any way. but so cute fink and love the names.
     
  25. Jahira-Tor

    Jahira-Tor Lore Master
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    Jiminy Kricket has nearly all grown up now, apart from the fact that he still finds toes tasty.

    [​IMG]
     
  26. Katlene

    Katlene Guest

    awww looks just like the kitty i had to give up!! such a beautiful cat
     
  27. *sobs* I cant have pets cause of where we rent.......so mum and dad have my kitty Gabe now he is a farm cat and loving it.
     
  28. Jahira-Tor

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    He may look a treat, but now hes figured out that he can reach under the doona at the end of the bed and snag a toe... well you get the idea. 8 months old now, its like the terrable 2's on a human child...
     
  29. Katlene

    Katlene Guest

    No such thing as the terrible 2's! Beans not 2 till thursdays and he's been a bugger for a long time now hehehe
     
  30. Interesting Health Fact


    Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that
    connects the eyeball to the anus? ?

    It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
    people a ****ty outlook on life. ?

    If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your arse
    and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes.
     
  31. Fink

    Fink Guest

  32. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    ...PERFECT.
     
  33. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    This is my dog, Vanya. He's a miniature fox terrier / Jack Russell (yet, miraculously, not yappy at all!) and he's almost three years old.

    Stay tuned. If you're really lucky, I might upload a picture of my axolotl.
     

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  34. Fink

    Fink Guest

    Sooo Cute! :love::love:
     
  35. Fink

    Fink Guest

    Post a Hero Machine version of your favourite character!

    Fink and her pet rat, Otto:

    [​IMG]

    They didn't have a shepherd's crook, so I went with the pimp cane. :D
     
  36. Katlene

    Katlene Guest

    some how fink... it still fits


    :hahaha:
     
  37. Teeshy

    Teeshy Guest

  38. Petrify

    Petrify Lore Master
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    hi guyz i tired very hard 2 maek a portaet off me i tink i spend bout 4 hours on dis so plz b sure to commant n tel me if u like it! thxs!

    [​IMG]
     
  39. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    ...MY BRAIN BROKE, PETRIFY.

    I AM SUEING YOU FOR THE BREAKAGE OF MY BRAIN.

    -olololol...
     
  40. Teeshy

    Teeshy Guest

    j00 is bewdifull Perdifly!

    *touches wings*
     
  41. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    This is what Lindae sees when he looks in the mirror. Reposted because Imageshack vainly tried to preserve his reputation. This is, of course, why the other liches kicked him out of Wind.
     

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  42. How do you post your chars? :sad2:
     
  43. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    Kizukai has painted a picture to show his admiration. He hopes that you like it and are very flattered.

    ...and that he is still intact this time tomorrow.
     

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  44. Fink

    Fink Guest

    Screenshot, crop & upload.. unless there's an easier way I didn't see on the site.
     
  45. Petrify

    Petrify Lore Master
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    Hi guys heres a funny picture I made in my spare time, I was out shopping and saw some kid's parents buying her some elmo doll and the kid kept saying "Emo" so this popped into my head!

    [​IMG]
     
  46. Petrify

    Petrify Lore Master
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    I can accept criticism but at least write it, not just use some emoticons.