Well here I am, another year older and still trying to figure out the whole 10 hot dogs / 8 buns thing, and waiting for that sudden burst of insight we are supposed to get as we age. Since my fiance left me back in the spring, I'm hoping someone stops by Girlfriends-R-Us and picks me up a new one. Maybe one of the Can-Really-Cook models with Back/Neck-Rub options and an extended warranty. I'll probably settle for a couple of hours in the pool and a meatball sub, but I can dream. So, what is everyone else hoping to get on their birthday this year?