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Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by whiterabbit, Jan 13, 2014.
MEEES WAS CHASED BY ORKS ON PITMUCK TODAZE, MEEES ALMOST NO GETS AWAY
Damn these orcs, we need to do something about them. Its a plague in Yew as well.,
LOCKS YOOOS DOORS , DEY STILL OUT DER. DEY LOOKING FER SUMIN
Y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re Orcs everywhere out here.
DEYS TRYING TO GET INA ALLA DA CABES, LOOKIN INA BUSHES AN TREES,UDDER ROCKS TOOS
DEY FINDS MEEES HDIN INA CHEST INA MEEES CABE
DEY TIES MEEES EARS INA KNOTS, AND PUTS SMEELY BAF OBER MEEES HEAD.
DEY TIES MEEES ALL UP AN CARRIES MEEES SUMPLACE. MEEES WILL TRY TO LEBE BOOKS TO WERES DEY TAKING MEES
Looks like the Orcs are doing the Royal Guard's job. I wouldn't be surprised if the new King hired them.
NEW KINGY NO LIKE USIN GOBLINS
I sent my armor sets before Xmas, Blackthorn's been sleeping on his chair since then..
NUB: HOORW WEEES GETS DIS GREEM RAT TING NAMED OZOG. BOSSS GUNNA BEEES HAPPY. NOES BEATS US.
PUTS HIM BACK INA DA CHEST, LOCK IT, TROS HIM INA HOLD OB DA SHIP.
GUNNN LEBE 5 OB YOOS HERE TO FINDS DAT RAT TING WHOOS TRIES TO STEALS MEES NAME. NUBBY. YOOOS CLOMPS HIM GOOD. CLOMPS ALLA DA RAT TINGS.
Nubby is working with the Orcs to kidnap Ozog!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
NOOS NUB(DA ORK) NOES LIKES NUBBY CAUSE HIMZ TRYING TO STEALS HIMZ NAME
NUB BEEES DA ORK
That's good to hear. I like Nubby and hate this orc even more for stealing his name!
ORKS TAKES MEEES OUTTA THE CHEST, FEW TIMES A DAZE. HANGS MEES BER DA SIDE BY MEEES EARS !!! SO MEEES KIN PEEES, DIN DEY LAUFS AN CLOMPS MEES
MEEES LEARN SUMIN. NO PEES INTO DA WIND !!!!
This is fantastic news to start the year. If you're ever released you should write a book about your experiences. It'll make a great piece of magical airship fiction.
*sings a song* Goblins don't pee into the wind, don't pull the mask of Nina the Savage, and you don't mess around with Scabby!
SURPRIZE, SQUIRT RETURNING FROM LUNA ,POPPED THROUGH THE HUB TO PITMUCK. LOW AND BEHOLD, ORKS! HUNDREDS OB DEM. HE MANAGED TO MAKE HOME AND CALL FOR HELP. THE VALIENT KNIGHTS OB PAX LAIR CAME IN FORCE. THEY DISPATCHED THE ORKS, AFTER A LONG BATTLE. WEEES NOES KNOES WOT THEY WANTS. AFEW MOMENTS AFTER THE BATTLE, ORKS BOSS SHOWS UP. DA DARK ANGEL( HARBINGER) WEEES FIGHTS HERZ FER LONG TIMES. JUST S WEE ALMOST BEATS HERS SHE POOF UDDER GROUND.
BEES CAREFUL ON PITMUCK
WEEES GOTTA FINDZ OZOG
Orcs no harm Small Big-Ears!
*bangs on war drums*
HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!
YIPEEE WEES CATCHES A LEFT OBER ORK,HIMZ WAS HIDIN. WEES NEEEDS A JAIL TO KEEEPS HIMZ IN AN A INTREROORGATER
We always have a cell available for them orc scums at the Yew prison.
I can do the interrogations myself if need be..
TINKS WEEE GUNNA PUTS HIMZ IN SKARA BREA. NO DATE MEBE SPY OUT DER
WILLS LETS ALL KNOW SOON
SSSSSSSH WEEES LOCKS HIMZ UP AND TOERCERS ,ERRR INTERGATES HIMZ
ON MONDAY DA 27ND AT 8PM
Shhh you not posed to tells
Er.. I see no Monday the 22nd on my calendar.. Its either Jan 22nd (tonight-wednesday) or Feb 22nd which is a saturday..
So what date is it ??
I need to prepare my instruments.. >
NOES DA 27TH OOOPS
Ahhh okies will be there !
MEBE WEES GET NIVA TO HELP INTERAGATES HIMZ
OK CHANGE OB VENUE
ORK WILL BEEES LOCKED UP ON PITMUCK
NIVA WILL DOES DA TOUCH ERR INTERAGATION