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OT. A pome by me...

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by kelmo, Feb 13, 2009.

  1. kelmo

    kelmo Old and in the way
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    PKs are red
    Well, some are blue
    This cranky ole mod
    Still loves you.

    Happy Valentine's Day Siege.
    *bows*
     
  2. N49ATV

    N49ATV Slightly Crazed
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    BOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE!

    *throws smelly shoe at kelmo*
     
  3. kelmo

    kelmo Old and in the way
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    *frowns* I thought it was quite good.
     
  4. N49ATV

    N49ATV Slightly Crazed
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    Im stuck here by myself, while my prego GF is off in newfoundland! Its not bad, but had to boo you off the stage :p
     
  5. kelmo

    kelmo Old and in the way
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    *chuckles* No worries, I get booed a lot around here.
     
  6. SoulWeaver

    SoulWeaver King of The Bearded Ladies
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    Flame Strikes Are Red
    Harms Are Blue
    Rico Steals My Plots
    But I Just Got Another Yahoo

    Big D Likes His Tamer
    So KoC Calls Him A Lamer
    Pwn Hits Him With A Nerve
    Hugi Clomps Him To The Curb

    TDO Is New To The Scene
    They Have Yet To Complain and Scream
    Now One Of You Buy Me An Ice Cream


    *thats the best i can do while stoned finish it off people*
     
  7. kelmo

    kelmo Old and in the way
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    *chuckles and throws the smelly shoe*
     
  8. Cat Crimson

    Cat Crimson Guest

    This is best read by one of our Scottish contingent I think. Apologies to Robert Burns ;)

    Siege is like a red red rose
    That's newly sprung in June
    And all the PK's chase each other
    Gaily through Luna toon.

    Death is Siege's deepest kiss
    But phoenix like we rise
    Scattering death robes as we go
    Shrugging off our latest demise

    Siege's sneaky ones run rampant
    Stealing goods both mundane and sublime
    But they'd do well to remember
    The biggest thief is Time ;)


    Siege has caught us all
    Within its deep embrace
    Crafters, killers, dragon drivers
    All have their own place

    Til all the seas go dry dear Siege
    And the rocks melt with the sun
    We'll be a-crafting, a-killing, a-laughing ( and whining :p)
    Whilst the sands of Sosaria still run !

    *runs and ducks the smelly shoe*
     
  9. Daleth

    Daleth Guest

    That one deserves a flower tossed or something, not a smelly shoe,
     
  10. Scuzzlebutt

    Scuzzlebutt Babbling Loonie
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    Damn Kelmo, you just got a poetic beat down by Cat. Very nice read Cat.