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***OT*** Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'UO Origin' started by Braelynn Aria, Jan 7, 2006.

  1. Braelynn Aria

    Braelynn Aria Lore Master
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    This is an OFF Topic Thread meant for fun! It's apparetnly all the craze as I first saw it in my GeoCaching Forums and am now seeing it in some UO Shards Forum's as well...This is how it works:

    Write a wish.
    The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
    Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

    Example:
    1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
    2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.

    I'll start.

    I wish I had a great big house.

    Try not to reply more than twice in a row, let others get in, it will be more interesting that way!
     
  2. Elsgaroth

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    Wish granted, but you are locked in with 10 million roaches and snakes.

    I wish I could turn into any animal any time i wanted and could turn back with no loss of knowledge
     
  3. Wish granted... but you last turned into a moneky and for some reason you cant turn back human now, your stuck as a monkey for life.

    I wish I could read Braes mind!
     
  4. Wish granted. But you are not longer sane.

    I wish I'd win the lottery tonight.
     
  5. JadeViper

    JadeViper Guest

    Wish granted...but now, you're surrounded by "young" players everywhere you go!

    I wish I could fly.
     
  6. Braelynn Aria

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    Granted but your dresses don't fit anymore!

    I wish I could PvP with Pub! ;P
     
  7. Wish granted...but now your head is so big you cant hold it up.

    I wish I could throw a bomb on Fel.
     
  8. Elsgaroth

    Elsgaroth Guest

    Wish granted but now the explosion kills u and the fel diseases infest brit and luna(great job!)

    I wish i could have infinite knowledge
     
  9. Lord Ancient

    Lord Ancient Guest

    granted* but with all this knowledge, you fry your brain and are a vegatable for the rest of your life with Barney the dinosaur as your nursemaid.

    I wish i had xray vision
     
  10. Elsgaroth

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    granted but u see ur mom naked and are scarred for life.

    i wish i could breath underwater
     
  11. Granted* but now seems everyone around you is 300 pounds over weight

    i wish i could be happy for the rest of my life
     
  12. Elsgaroth

    Elsgaroth Guest

    granted* but now u are put in an insane assylum because u ant quite smiling.

    i wish i could be anyone i want and read minds at will

    i love this game
     
  13. Lord Ancient

    Lord Ancient Guest

    granted* but you are the last person on earth and are now trapped in an eternal void of darkness of thought.

    I wish i was a photographer for playboy
     
  14. Braelynn Aria

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    Granted but now I'm writing up divorce papers.


    I Wish Legolas was my husband!
     
  15. Lord Ancient

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    granted* you are know wife number 189 in his harem in Harlem.

    I wish I could make Ultima Online bug and scripter proof
     
  16. Wish granted but as soon as it is all fixed they close UO and come out with a new game.

    I wish I was Braes boss!
     
  17. Braelynn Aria

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    Granted but it only lasts for 30 seconds then she fires you again!

    I Wish I owned UO.
     
  18. Elsgaroth

    Elsgaroth Guest

    granted* but u screw it up and some ninja guy assassinates u

    i wish i were a dreadhorn
     
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  21. Kai Allard

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    *granted* But now you've become too Horny for your own good

    I wish I could Kill a Dark Father By myself
     
  22. Lord Ancient

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    granted* but now your mom will never forgive you for slaying her husband last night when everyone was asleep.

    I wish women AND men never had PMS
     
  23. Braelynn Aria

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    granted now all humans are gone and yor stuck with the cats and dogs...ewww

    I wish I had a better job
     
  24. Kai Allard

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    *granted* But in 3months time you wish you had a better job

    I wish all weapons in the world where destroyed
     
  25. Elsgaroth

    Elsgaroth Guest

    granted* but now the earth is overpopulated cause of no wars.

    i wish i spiderman skills
     
  26. Kai Allard

    Kai Allard Guest

    *granted* But one day you burst into an Appartment and an Old Lady sprays you with Insect Killer, you die 2 days later [​IMG]

    I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow
     
  27. Elsgaroth

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    granted* u lose job becasue it is importanat day and u beome homeless

    i wish i could telll the future
     
  28. Kai Allard

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    *granted* But in the Future you see yourself Obtaining Spiderman Skills and being killed by Insect Killer. You die of a heart attack over this vision [​IMG]

    I wish I had a 2 Piece Feed from KFC infront of me now
     
  29. Elsgaroth

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    granted* but chicken is raw and u die of food poisoning.

    i wish my taming vet and lore were 120 without jewelry
     
  30. JadeViper

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    Wish granted, but now you have so many pets that you're kicked out of your house and have to live on the streets!

    I wish I could play UO all the time
     
  31. Elsgaroth

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    granted* now u have no job, no bf, no home, and rely on girl scouts to feed u.(loser)(lol)

    i wish i could have he best siblings
     
  32. Braelynn Aria

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    Granted, but you love them so much you go crazy if they leave your side for just a moment.

    I wish I had some more Angel wine. (Electra....mmmmmm yummy!)
     
  33. Kai Allard

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    *granted* But you over do it and your kidneys Explode

    I wish I could start a Music Career
     
  34. Guest

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    Granted but you follow in Janic Joplins Footsteps

    I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wienner
     
  35. Granted !

    But since everyone is now in love with you, you are eaten all over the world !

    I wish, I wish....

    What do I wish?

    I wish......that.....

    Oh !

    I know !

    I wish I was an astronaut !
     
  36. Elsgaroth

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    granted* but u die on mars

    i wish there was no world hunger
     
  37. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Granted but Not Fair, you can't say anything bad about that.

    I wish for a ride in a nascar
     
  38. Kai Allard

    Kai Allard Guest

    *granted* but the G forces where to strong and now you could play the Joker in the next Batman film

    I wish I could be botherd to check the mail
     
  39. Granted, but it's nothing but bills (as usual)

    I wish my feet would stop hurting from starting a new job 3 days ago.
     
  40. jheanin

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    granted but now they turn green and fall off.

    I wish I had a better bartending job!
     
  41. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Granted but now you have to deal with rich abusive snobs.

    Wish i was rich
     
  42. JadeViper

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    Granted! But now, you have so much money that you retire and travel the world, and stop playing UO!


    I wish that I had a date this weekend!
     
  43. Braelynn Aria

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    granted but its with a troll and his 5 warts...

    I wish I was still sleeping (feeding bella)
     
  44. Kai Allard

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    *granted* But you wake up and spend 22 hours cleaning up Bella's mess after a 5-6 hour unsupervised feeding frenzy

    I wish I could stop playing this sketchy game I found while surfing the net
     
  45. Braelynn Aria

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    Granted, but now your bored with nothing really bewtter to do so you walk out into traffic?!

    I wish there were more hours in a day so I could do all the things I <u>want</u> to do as well as all the things I have to do!
     
  46. Kai Allard

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    *granted* But now everyone has to work an Extra 5 hours a day, and you look out your window and see hundreds of people waiting for you too step outside [​IMG]

    I wish I was an Actor
     
  47. gazellemon

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    Granted, but the paparazzi drives you insane, and you run over a cliff while trying to escape them.

    I wish I was in Florida
     
  48. Guest

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    Granted but you find out the hard way you bought a house on a sink hole.

    I wish I were sipping an expresso in a cafe in Torino.

    P.S. Jade traveling the word and gitting UO is not a bad thing, at least not in my mind.
     
  49. Braelynn Aria

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    granted, but your there all by yourself and very lonely.

    i wish bella could hold her bottle so I didnt have to type with 1 hand
     
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    Granted. But she's holding the wrong type of bottle in her hand and becomes an alcoholic at an early age.

    I wish I had my college degree already