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OT Made me sit back and smile

Discussion in 'UO Oceania' started by Desperado, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. Desperado

    Desperado Guest

    This is a Great read and pretty much how life was back in the “good old days” when being a child was the best thing since sliced bread – I would love for my grandchildren to have those days my kids had bit of it, but much of it’s lost due to the way society is! Hope you like the read xoxoxox

    Growing Up In Australia

    I'm talking about hide and seek in the park. The corner milk bar,
    hopscotch, billy carts, cricket in front of the garbage bin and inviting
    everyone on your street to join in, Skipping, handball, handstands,
    elastics, bullrush, catch & kiss, footy on the best lawn in the street,
    slip'n'slide, the trampoline with water on it, hula hoops, stepping in

    puddles, mud pies and building dams in the gutter. The smell of the
    sun and fresh cut grass.

    'Big bubbles no troubles' with Hubba Bubba bubble gum. A choc-top. Mr
    Whippy cone on a warm summer night after you've chased him round the
    20 cents worth of mixed lollies lasted a week and pretending to smoke
    '***s' (the lollies) was really cool!..

    A dollars' worth of chips from the corner take-away fed two people
    (AND the sauce was free!!).

    Being upset when you botched putting on the temporary tattoo from the
    bubblegum packet, but still wearing it proudly.

    Watching Saturday morning cartoons: 'The Smurfs', 'AstroBoy', 'He-Man',
    'Captain Caveman', 'Archie', 'Jem' (truly outrageous!!), 'The Wizard
    of Oz', 'Banana Man'and 'Heeeey heeeeey heeeeeeey it's faaaaaaat Albert'.

    Or staying up late and sneaking a look at the 'AO' movie on the second

    When 'Monkey Magic' with fish face & pigsy had a cult following Miraculous
    Mellops. & who could ever forget Degrassi Jnr High?

    When around the corner seemed a long way, and going into town seemed
    like going somewhere. Where running away meant you did laps of the block
    because you weren't allowed to cross the road??

    A million mozzie bites, wasp and bee stings. Sticky fingers, cops and
    robbers, cowboys and indians, riding bikes and catching tadpoles.

    Marco polo in the neighbours' pool ('fish outta water?!''NOOOO'),
    drawing all over the road and driveway with chalk. Climbing trees and
    building cubbies out of every sheet your mum had in the cupboard.

    Walking to school, no matter what the weather. When writing 'I
    love....?..'on your pencil case, really did mean it was true love. 'he

    loves me? he loves me not?' Running till you were out of breath.
    Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt. Pitching the tent in the back/front
    Jumping on the bed. Ghosts stories with the next door neighbours.
    Pillow fights, spinning round, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for
    the giggles.

    The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team. Water
    balloons were the ultimate weapon. Cricket cards in the spokes transformed
    any bike into a motorcycle. Eating raw jelly, making homemade lemonade and
    sucking on a Funny Face, Paddle Pop or red Icy Pole.

    Remember when there were only two types of sneakers - girls and boys.
    Dunlop volleys with the green 'n' gold or blue and the only time you
    wore them at school was for 'sports day.' Bloomers in primary school &
    Bummies under netball skirts.

    You knew everyone in your street - and so did your parents!

    It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best friends' & you would ask them
    by sending a note asking them to be your best friend. You didn't sleep a
    wink on Christmas eve and pretended to sleep for the tooth fairy.

    When nobody owned a pure-bred dog. When 50c was decent pocket money.
    When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for 10c. When nearly everyone's mum
    Was there when the kids got home from school. It was magic when dad would
    'remove' his thumb.

    When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at
    the local Chinese restaurant with your family. When any parent could
    discipline any kid, or feed her or use him to carry groceries and
    nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.

    When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the
    fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home.

    Basically, we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of
    drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents
    were a much bigger threat!

    Some of us are still afraid of them!!!

    Remember when decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-mo' or
    dib dib's-scissors, paper, rock.

    Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly'.

    Terrorism was when the older kids were at the end of your street with
    pea-shooters waiting to ambush you.

    The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was boy/girl
    germs, and the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to one.

    Where blue light disco's were the equivalent to a Rave, and asking a
    boy out meant writing a 'polite' note getting them to tick 'yes' or 'no'.

    When there was always that one 'HOT' guy/girl.

    Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot. Your
    biggest danger at school was accidentally walking through the middle
    of a heated game of 'brandies'.

    Nobody was prettier than your Mum. Scrapes and bruises were kissed and
    made better.

    Taking drugs meant scoffing orange-flavoured chewable vitamin C's, or
    swallowing half a Panadol. Ice cream was considered a basic food

    Going to the beach and catching a wave was a dream come true. If you
    actually lived there boogie boarding in the white wash made you the
    next Kelly Slater. Abilities were discovered because of a 'double-dare'.

    Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors. :sad3:

    Now, didn't that bring back some fond memories?? If you can remember
    most of these, you're an Aussie legend!!! Pass this on to another Aussie
    legend who may need a break from their 'grown up' life...

  2. Fink

    Fink Guest

    Load of rubbish! Are these DEFINITELY going to be in the next publish? Who the hell asked for BEE STINGS?

    omg.. :wall:
  3. Sneaky

    Sneaky Guest

    You have been watching the {insert channel here} News to much be thinks. The world is NOT ending, despite what they might like you to believe...