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OT: SQL is the devil.

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Wulf2k, Aug 26, 2009.

  1. Wulf2k

    Wulf2k Stratics Legend
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    I'd rather be UOing instead of selecting * from crap where crap_uno = annoying, and following some annoying trail through a series of tables.

    It wouldn't be so bad if I had to do it every day, but I can guarantee that I won't have to touch it again until I've, yet again, forgotten everything I once knew about it.
     
  2. Toss a little c# into that mixed with some aspx and you have one component of my job.

    SQL is fun!
     
  3. Varka

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    DBA for 15 years.

    :(

    I feel your pain, good sir.
     
  4. Quira

    Quira Guest

    Did you ever do COBOL?

    ADD APPLES TO PEARS GIVING FRUIT

    SQL is easy.

    delete from giant_table

    hmmm... shouldn't there have been a where clause in that?

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh

    Kind regards
     
  5. Lorddog

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    I also do alot of sql in most of the db's

    A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

    or how bout

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