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Otis Has A Problem - Spoilers!

Discussion in 'UO Origin' started by EM Infinity, Oct 12, 2010.

  1. EM Infinity

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    Poor Otis! He's been wandering around Trinsic babbling about ale and pirates, and ranting about his still being destroyed. Trouble is that he's babbling to the point of total nonsense!

    If you've had a little trouble following Otis' train of thought, below are the keywords and responses to help guide you :)

    To get Otis to start talking, hand him a bottle of ale.

    Keyword #1
    Ale
    Response:
    Everyone knows old Otis makes da best brew dis side of Britain.

    Keyword #2
    Brew
    Response:
    *sighs* Well, did, til *hic* all destroyed now *hic*

    Keyword #3
    Destroyed
    Response:
    *slurs his words slightly* Even ol' Avery came for some of me brew, famous it were

    Keyword #4
    Famous
    Response:
    It were my special still that made it so good. Worked on dat ting for *hic* years

    Keyword #5
    Still
    Response:
    Got it build jest right. Perfec temperture, best wood blends. *sobs drunkenly*

    Keyword #6
    Drunkenly
    Response:
    All gone! Destroyed! *peers closely* You ain't trying to trick ol Otis is you?

    Keyword #7
    Trick
    Response:
    Der's tree..uh three of ye? No wait, one? four? stop movin round!

    Keyword #8
    Movin
    Response:
    Where was I? O, me still. Destroyed, kabloom, million pieces.

    Keyword #9
    Kabloom
    Response:
    Did I tell you he were my friend once?

    Keyword #10
    He
    Response:
    Who? What?

    Keyword #11
    Who
    Response:
    O, him, Barbossa *mutters* you can't trus' pirates you know.

    Keyword #12
    Pirates
    Response:
    Dey tend to get all cranky and then things get blown up. Like me still.

    Keyword #13
    Cranky
    Response:
    Jus cause I ran outta me brew. I tol him I'd make more.

    Keyword #14
    Make
    Response:
    But he got all fired up *hic* and kabloom! Did I tell you that?

    Keyword #15
    Tell
    Response:
    O, yeah, I did. Said I couldn't rebuild it neither.

    Keyword #16
    Rebuild
    Response:
    But ol' Otis ain't dumb. I gots all tha parts I needs. *takes another drink*

    Keyword #17
    Parts
    Response:
    Only problem is...*trails off and stares into space*

    Keyword #18
    Problem
    Response:
    What problem? O my problem! Yes, well, perhaps you could assisssss me?

    Keyword #19
    Perhaps
    Response:
    I gots the 'splies and I gots the mules and spot all picked out but *peers around blearily*

    Keyword #20
    Picked
    Response:
    Barbossa said how he's stop me if I tried to build another still

    Keyword #21
    Stop
    Response:
    Stop? You mean start? O, Barbossa, yes, well, with your help mayhaps

    Keyword #22
    Mayhaps
    Response:
    *waves bottle around wildly* If we gots enough people he couldn't stop us right?

    Keyword #23
    People
    Response:
    Well, see I thought maybe I'd sneak but he has things follow me

    Keyword #24
    Things
    Response:
    Things *hic* his henchmen. So sneaking is out *tries to nod firmly and staggers*

    Keyword #25
    Henchmen
    Response:
    Bet we could get past them though! With some help!

    Keyword #26
    Past
    Response:
    If yer willin to help, I got a plan. Guaranteed not to fail!

    Keyword #27
    Plan
    Response:
    Meet me back here in a couple days and bring friends. *hic*

    Keyword #28
    Days
    Response:
    Les say *tries to see calendar* October 13th?

    Keyword #29
    October
    Response:
    Mebbee round 6 by dat Pacific night moon? (6 p.m. PST/9 p.m. EST)

    Keyword #30
    Moon
    Response:
    Shine! Har Har Har, get it? Moonshine? *giggles*

    Keyword #31
    Moonshine
    Response:
    You bring da blades, I'll bring da supplies. We'll outsmart ol Barbossa fer sure.

    Keyword #32
    Blades
    Response:
    O ya, lots of blades. I doubt yu'll needs ta use em but I'll see you then. *goes back to drinking*