Cousin Pee Wee Gaskins done did da UO B-b-b-beta's alongs times agos while awaitin' da gas in da state penetintiary. Finally took to its myself long after he was puts to death in da chambers fers takin' to slayin's pizza delivery boys fer a spell. Here's a p-p-pictures of hims wits one of his finest melons, along wits Uncle Buck, whooze dieds in a shoot outs wits da troopers outside Varnum over whose cans skins wats cats. Happier days daez bees. A trues historys of da start of UO and dem der giants of da games.