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Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by Aedon Durreah, Oct 7, 2009.
Have you hugged your local Pirate?
I don't like to get that close, that scent of seagull poo makes me sneeze.
I like Pirates. When Aedon was a wee lad he dreamed of being a pirate and sailing the seas in search of adventure and treasure. (sighs...)
Pirates are good, they're not Ninja cool, but close.
Pirates suck, I hate 'em.
Unless they offer to share their rum.
The Piracy of music, movies, and software is bad for the economy!
That said, don't forget to seed!
What about today, can we still appreciate the pirates?
No, today is fisherman appreciation day.
Go to the docks and hug your local fisherman.
Pirates are so yesterday.
If we cant appreciate pirates can we atleast appreciate rum and wenches
Oh, well that goes without saying.
Or with saying it twice.
Rum and wenches...
Who doesn't love wenches?!!?
And get a hook in my back!!!!
Aye, it be rum and wenches day!!
Dats every day 'round 'ere.
Not at my house. Variety is the spice of life.
Monday is bourbon and wenches
Tuesday is scotch and wenches
Wednesday is beer and wenches
Thursday is wine and wenches
Friday is gin and wenches
Saturday is rum and wenches
Sunday is chocolate milk and wenches
(Sunday is my favorite.)
You forgot wenches and wenches
I think I may have to make a slight change to Sunday's schedule.
Can we have a whole day for that?
Pirates are hotness!
Especially captain Jack Sparrow... *growl*
Well if any of you fine lasses or salty wenches are needing to hug a pirate I am more than happy to oblige... just trying to do my part!
Hugging a pirate has been known to cause you to smell of rum and wenches for the rest of the week....
You say that as if it is a bad thing?
I don't know about the rest of you, but if I went to see my girlfriend smelling like wenches it would be a very bad thing. Trust me on that one.
I just tell my wife I had to fix the POS system at the local tavern...
...that hasn't worked yet...
A smart man pays the extra and gets a very comfortable couch.
Couch? Hrmph...when I am in trouble it is a bed of straw in the carriage barn...
Wow, harsh lady you have there. I shudder to think what happens when you leave the toilet seat up.
Oh the horrors I could tell you...
(truthfully my wive is very considerate concerning my many faults as a husband)
she has him trained to say that!
*looks around and over his back*
No no...I willingly say that...completely willingly.
(...maybe she is reading the forums right now...)