Well, as I sees it, a bunch of us United Pirates, scum of the 7 seas, or is that scurg, ahrrg! anyways, we being with our new Capt'n Trinsic, most feared pirate in all Sosaria and all the islands at sea, was drinkin' and tellin' tall tales when we found ourselfs right in the center of the Purple Guardians of Honor sacrid City, Olympis, at their tavern. Seems we couldn't get good service there, beings there were no wench's nor even a barmaid. Then comes the fun part of me story, ahrrg! here comes those loud and obnoxious Purple Guards and they wants to throw us pirates out! Well, Capt'n Trinsic and us all being very drunk, and feeling a bit roudy, says we aint movin' no sir! They make small talk, then demandin' again that we should leave. We laughed, they refused ta fight us, them as bein' only two and we beins four, they was wise as snakes to be causious like. I Blind Tom relayin' as it were word fer word what's been told me by Loggin's [UP] and Captains Hand, who was there and swears by Captain Pikes beard every word of it! More news from the "Jolly" ta follow.