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Pirates vs Ninjas Who would win?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Chrissay_, Feb 10, 2009.

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Pirates vs Ninjas

  1. Pirates

    20 vote(s)
    33.3%
  2. Ninjas

    20 vote(s)
    33.3%
  3. Cake (it's not a lie)

    20 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Chrissay_

    Chrissay_ Guest

    My vote is for the pirates!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
     
  2. GalenKnighthawke

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    The last pirates I saw in UO were part of the Vanguard attacks on Serp's Hold.

    They were invulnerable.

    Therefore, they win.

    -Galen's player
     
  3. Aran

    Aran INFRACTION INFRACTION INFRACTION!
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    Better things to do. I'm sure you have them.
     
  4. Flora Green

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    Unless this poll is leading up to something, why bother with it? Not being a negative Nelly, but considering pirates have been asked for since infinity in UO, it's pretty misleading to see someone official posting this. And if there IS significance behind it, why not put it in U.Hall?

    Otherwise, pirates with cake ftw.
     
  5. Rotgut Willy

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    Pirates, of course! Yar har har!
     
  6. Chrissay_

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    This was just a silly post purposely put in the off topic section. Who doesn't want to have a battle of pirates, ninjas, or cake?

    Chrissay
     
  7. Aran

    Aran INFRACTION INFRACTION INFRACTION!
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    People who've gotten past middle school?
     
  8. Viper09

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    Flora, obviously this post if just for fun since it's in the Off Topic section, lmao.

    Pirates totally, arrrr!

    Edit: After the pirates win, they make cake. Really really good cake. :D
     
  9. ZippyTwitch

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    Not sure what universe yall live in. But a ninja would own a pirate any day.
     
  10. Farsight

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    I live in the Ultima Online universe, where the pirates ARE ninja.

    Ninja pirates beat them all!

    -Aneirin (Landlubber Affairs, United Pirates, Catskills)

    edit: All the same, I voted with my stomach.

    CAKE!
     
  11. Flora Green

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    Answering questions in the Hall that have been repeatedly asked since fall might be a start.
     
  12. Flora Green

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    That sounds more rude than I mean it to. Just get tired of the same things being asked and ignored and I'm not the only one.

    And I still say pirates WITH cake. :)
     
  13. Rotgut Willy

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    After the pirates win, the ninja's get sent barefoot to the kitchen, to bake cakes for the pirates.
     
  14. Black Sun

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    QFT.

    Ninja's are clearly superior.
     
  15. Duskofdead

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    Isn't a pirate just basically a Eurothug on a boat?

    People think they would beat a professional assassin?

    Amazing.
     
  16. Black Sun

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    Let's not forget Scurvy. It's not easy to fight while you're partially immobilized and have open suppurating wounds and your teeth are falling out left and right.

    When was the last time you saw a toothless ninja?
    Never! Because if you've ever seen a ninja that close up, you were dead 2 seconds later.
     
  17. Diomedes Artega

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    LOL! Yep hands down ninjas. Much more mobile than pirates and since they wouldn't be seen anyways, shuriken w/poison for the win. :p
     
  18. Black Sun

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  19. TheScoundrelRico

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    No viruses? Bah...ninja's carry bird flu...la
     
  20. Aran

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    THAT'S RACIST!
     
  21. DevilsOwn

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    can't believe cake isn't winning this
     
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  23. Moonwynd

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    lol, this is great! I agree! I'll take the ones with the sleek package and no viruses! :D
     
  24. Lady Aalia

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    Sorry guys ...but

    [​IMG] > Ninja
     
  25. you can be a pirate in UO,

    the problem is not weather or not you CAN be a pirate, it is that its pointless!

    You can get some skill with a blade, and wear a hat, and even tame a bird, but where are you going to sail your ship too in a world of recall and gate?
    where are you going to pillage in a world of insta teleport insta kill guards?
     
  26. wait...

    whats the contest?

    which is cooler?

    which would win in a fight?

    Which would win at soccer?

    I dont get it, ninjas win in a fight, coolness is subjective, and ninjas probly win at football too.
     
  27. O yea...


    dont forget that a ninja, can be a pirate. youve just never seen one before, cause your ship got sunk
     
  28. SwordBlaze

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    If you look at this logically a ninja would win if in stealth. If it is an open fight the pirate would then have a chance. I picked ninja.
     
  29. Lady_Calina

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    Cake, depending on how hungry the Ninjas and Pirates are :D
     
  30. RichDC

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    Come on cake you can do it!!!
     
  31. Phaen Grey

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    Totally Cake!
     
  32. gjohnson5

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    Yep , microbiological warfare
    *Coats Kryss with Deadly Parasitic Poison*
     
  33. Slickjack

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    Death strike, smoke bomb, NINJA!
     
  34. Dixie

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    I can't believe I actually just read through this entire thread.
     
  35. DM_92

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    do the cakes have candles? and are they lit?,if they are lit,then i do believe both ninja and pirate are subject to flames
     
  36. Shioni

    Shioni Guest

    I play a pirate Ninja what do I win?
     
  37. Aran

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    Asian Scurvy
     
  38. Emil Ispep

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    Ninjas across the board..

    They sneak aboard, wait for the pirates to be 'rummed' out.. use the pirates own scimitar to cut their throat, steal the cake, and back off into the night.

    Pirates? hmm.. somthing fishy about wanting to be on a boat in middle of the ocean with a bunch of dudes and no women.. No? Throw the birthday cake back in there, puffy clothes, and Jack Sparrow and oh man..

    Should be a rainbow instead of a skull n crossbones.
     
  39. Ravahan

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    How the hell is cake not winning this?

    But really, in Asia, I think they had NINJA PIRATES! Who says they're mutually exclusive??

    Non-lie cake > all
     
  40. deadite

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    Pirates win. They cheat. :D
     
  41. Harlequin

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    Realistically, ninjas are highly trained martial artists/assassins/infiltration experts. They use razor sharp ninjatos, short straight swords that are engineered to allow a quicker draw to defeat a samurai's katana.

    Pirates rarely have any formal martial training. Their use cutlasses, a curved blade very suitable for use in the confines they normally have to fight in. However, the blades cannot support a razor edge.



    In a straight one on one fight, the ninjas would win hands down. Though it's more likely that they infiltrate the pirate ship and poison/assassinate the pirates in their sleep :D

    Funny link:
    http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html
     
  42. Black Sun

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    if the pirates hadn't drank themselves to death on rum already!
     
  43. sikooovision

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    Jack Sparrow was pretty much half Ninja in my opinion .... So that doesn't count

    Ninja's FTW