I know I swore I'd never go back to Felucca but my smith had burned through his last 50K iron ingots and I had severl LBODs close to being finished. So my miner recalled over and began chunking ore up a mountainside. Sure as God made little green apples a red name showed up and began stalking me. First he pretended like he was attacking me to see if he could trick me into attacking him - I just said, "Hey, how's it going?" and kept loading ore. Then he got serious and I got the dreaded "Lady Cavendish is attacking you!" message. So my miner did the only thing possible under the circumstances: "Guards." "Crack of Thunder!" "THOU WILL DIE FOR THIS, SCUM!" "WHACK!" ...and Raymond resumed chunking ore. I said I came back to Felucca for a little mining. I didn't say I was STUPID. ...though when she (he? it?) attacked I briefly thought, "Ah, s77t! Is there an exploit to avoid getting guardwhacke...<WHACK!>...guess not." I checked the body but there wasn't anything on it but some potions and a hackysack ball (?). Her gear must have been insured. I (helpfully) dumped everything left on the ground so when she came back she couldn't auto-loot her corpse Even more puzzling, 5 minutes later she came back and tried it again, with the same results. "You're the stubborn type, aren't you?" I said to the empty air over Corpse#2. Same procedure: dumped her stuff on the ground, only this time I took the potions and some kind of explosive wine. And her trapped box. My rogue is training Detect Hidden. Ironically, had I taken her up on her kind offer to dance she might not have enjoyed the experience, either. GM Miner is only his *display* title. He's a 5xGM with mining as a hobby and my ping to the shard is around 22ms. It was probably only a nuisance PK, screwing with me to scare me off Felucca. Anyway, yeah, there are still twits on Felucca. They must have a high tolerance for boredom.