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*plays with his Jesus action figure*

Discussion in 'UO Napa Valley' started by Bella Morte, May 12, 2009.

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  1. Bella Morte

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    It has tiny rollers on the bottom of his feet. According to the packaging, they're so he can "glide in the classic Jesus pose."

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  2. Sunrise

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    hahahaha..do what you want....Buddy Christ FTW... :D


    Just remember tho...This is the stratics boards

    In before the lock...
     
  3. I got that action figure from my neighbors for my 30th birthday.
     
  4. Bella Morte

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    But there's only supposed to be one Jesus!

    Hey, do the rollers on the bottom of yours squeak too?
     
  5. I think so. I was hoping he'd have some kind of weapon or something... Maybe a carpenter's tool of some sort or bazooka... The least they could have done was give him a gi joe hand so he COULD hold some type of weapon.
     
  6. Bella Morte

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    I like making my McFarlane Lord Blackthorn UO action figure wtfpwn him Yew gate style...
     
  7. That just wouldn't happen. Jesus would be like, "Whoa there guy, take it easy." jedi master style, and everybody would chill. Then he'd start passing around some weed and dorritos.

    Jesus was the first hippy and super natural powers aside, I think he was onto something. If everybody just chilled the eff out, this world would be a much better place.
     
  8. Bella Morte

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    Oh, so is "fish" the coded bible term for weed?
     
  9. Sir Kelek

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    I like smoking salmon....
     
  10. Bella Morte

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    Oh gods that sounds so wrong...

    I like tuna!
     
  11. Maybe someone mis-translated the bible...

    All I know is the evidence points to Jesus being the first hippy.

    Fact:
    He didn't bathe often if at all.
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    He wore sandals.
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    He preached chilling the eff out.

    What more do you need?
     
  12. Otis Firefly

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    im sure i dont have to explain why i have to lock this lol
     
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