Hail to thee to one and all! I shall wait for you to sit before I go on... *waits* *waits* *waits* *looks at watch* *waits* *waits* *waits* ok! I do not wish to cause alarm to anyone but I must share this knowledge with everyone... The economy has become so bad that...*pauses, composes self* that Eggo waffles are not able to afford to add as much chocolate to their chocolate eggo waffles! No longer can you bite into a chocolate eggo waffle and taste the goodness of the chocolate eggo waffle! No longer can you bite into a chocolate eggo waffle and be overwhelmed by joy and satisfaction when you taste that delicious chocolate that is in the chocolate eggo waffle! NO LONGER can you bite into a chocolate eggo waffle and sigh with relief as the taste of the chocolate eggo waffle touches your delicate taste buds to let you know just how blinkin' amazing the chocolate eggo waffle is! I for one, have shed a tear that I may no longer be able to do such things.